Well... I have been to 2 Oceana's and both of them are worse than eachother if that is possible... And in the case of Oceana it is. This venue breaks the laws of physics and the boundaries of science to become as bad as it is.
The bar staff's idea of a cocktail is opening a bottle of wkd
The bar staff's idea of a beer is opening a bottle of wkd
The bar staff's idea... Actually that is all they know
As they played the summer of 69 by bryan adams for the 8th time in 5 minutes and the 44th Essex girl covered in foundation told me that they are "having the best time with their girlies" I decided to attempt suicide and this is my suicide note. I hope it acts more as a warning more than a personal portrayal of dismay.
Happy clubbing Oceana!
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