We felt like we were in an episode of Ramsey's kitchen nightmares. Bruschetta arrived, no it didn't. 1 peice of untoasted bread with goats cheese on top ? Cucumber and green and red pepper in oil, dripping in oil. Main was pizza as they could not get that wrong. Dr Octker did his job and it was edible but not exciting. At least it was pizza.
Next table was a birthday but the booking was wrong. The place could have supported tumbleweed among the empty tables. The table leaving before us was having the bill reduced, clearly consistent in some ways !
The young ladies serving were polite and keen but you could see the expectation that they were going to have to apologise for something. The manager has an air of the "basil fawlty" about him which goes to explain a few things.
Where do we enroll this place for the next series of Ramseys kitchen nightmares, it is a serious candidate, it has every element of the script just waiting.
Take a taxi to pizza express.
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