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“'Lacklustre' Lakeside”
Review of Lakeside Cafe

Lakeside Cafe
Ranked #28 of 253 Restaurants in Newquay
Certificate of Excellence
Cuisines: British
Dining options: Breakfast, Late Night, Delivery, Reservations
Restaurant details
Dining options: Breakfast, Late Night, Delivery, Reservations
Reviewed April 24, 2013

The Lakeside Restaurant, Trenance Road, Newquay

With descriptions of ‘first class’ and ‘best in Newquay’ on trip advisor, one cannot help but head towards this cafe/restaurant to experience the delights on offer. The Lakeside is, as it suggests, overlooking the lake with remote controlled boats, teams of ducks and a colony of gulls pruning themselves on the water banks. They are a delight to watch. I’m afraid in retrospect we would have been better served with a packed lunch amongst our feathery friends.
Unfortunately due to some bizarre set up, the extremely small bar area had tables taken over by individuals eating desserts and drinking coffee following their meals. If one was to speculate, one would presume this can only be to turn tables as speedily as possible. However, not so satisfactory for us or those that want to enjoy a drink before the meal. We were then shown our table almost an hour before we were due to sit down. Here we were greeted with quite an unusual concept in my eyes - previously iced water, already poured into four glasses, now full with condensation after the thawing process. When I asked if they belonged to the previous customers, I was addressed with quite a frosty response from the waitress, as though it was a completely imbecilic enquiry. I have eaten in many restaurants worldwide and I have never come across this before.
There was a standard menu of brasserie style food with a clear board complete with daily specials. We each opted for one of the sunday roasts - 3 chicken and 1 beef. I find it somewhat irritating that they assume the general public have a taste for Yorkshire pudding as it arrived unappetizingly limp on each plate, regardless of the meats ordered. I am afraid to say that the plate of food rather resembled some mediocre, microwavable meal, purchased from some below par supermarket. The whole plate was under-seasoned, luke warm, and served with an abundance of overcooked vegetables, including
cauliflower with singed edges. There must be a skill to that in itself! The chefs are clearly not following the standard rule of thumb. “Taste, taste, taste’, as they would say on the Great British Menu. Accompanying these articles, loosely described as vegetables, was the meat. Both the cows and the chickens appeared to have died in vain I’m sorry to say. The rather anaemic, lifeless chicken leg lay pitiful on the plates. A rather unusual cut of meat to accompany a traditional sunday roast. What happened to the quality parts of the bird? Next to this I was saddled with my dry, rather distressed, overcooked beef, each a deck of cards in thickness and coated with fat. If you want a work-out for your jaw I could highly recommend this plate, otherwise give it a wide berth.
Thank heavens at least to our Spanish counterparts for providing us with a half decent bottle of Rioja and to the French for their Stella Artois contributions. At least it meant the petrol hadn’t been completely wasted.
I would suggest that this place is big on location, but completely lacking on the food and hospitality front. I have seen tailors’ dummies with more expression! The front of house ‘lacklustre’ staff show a complete lack of charm and knowledge about the food on offer.
I would be utterly embarrassed to serve that standard of food if it were my establishment. Notwithstanding, this tasteless experience comes with a high price tag for the quality received.
Interestingly, I am just reading the Good Food Guide 2013, where they use a scoring system from 1-10 depending on the quality of food, ingredients, food and overall ambience. I would ‘guestimate’ this restaurant would lie somewhere way beyond -1, i.e. not capable of cooking, with more than a few inconsistencies. “Simple food” would be a good description by anyone’s standards - “simply awful!”.
The only true consistency I could appreciate was how consistently unappetizing each plate of food looked coming from the serving hatch. Well done to one and all if this was the desired outcome. I would guess and hope not.

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2  Thank Nextadventure33
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Reviewed April 17, 2013 via mobile

Booked a table early evening and arrived to find a big family celebration and a few couples. Warmly welcomed and drinks order taken quickly. Menu is limited, but good range of specials and good selection of vegetarian options (not my cup of tea, but proper choices).

Had steak special with fries and great onion rings, wife chose duck with squash and beetroot. Both tasty and well presented.

Highly recommended, especially for families.

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1  Thank SkyBlue1959
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Reviewed April 12, 2013

Having read the reviews telling me how wonderful the reborn lakeside café was, I suggested it as a Sunday trip out for a little late lunch. On arrival it was very crowded and noisy but we managed to find a table and hoped it would be worth it. Unfortunately it has taken the route of giving fairly uninspiring food a posh name and an inflated price ticket to match. We were left feeling deflated and ripped off - certainly not the superb experience we'd hoped for. If you want relaxed dining at an honest price I'd avoid this one - sorry.

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Thank 81SB81
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Reviewed April 10, 2013

again after using trip advisor this place seemed a good choose, although it was good, some things just weren't, warm food lacking in flavour and just felt cold and depressing, the pouring weather probably didn't help but hey, sure this is a lovely place in the summer next to the lake, but we just didn't enjoy it!

Thank maryannr239
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Reviewed April 4, 2013

I've had some great dinners at Lakeside. Pan fried ling with lobster sauce... hake with a saffron and mussel broth... pheasant salad with a fried duck egg... delicious! Owner is efficient and friendly. Excellent value.

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1  Thank LilyLaity04
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