I was inclined to say nothing of the wonderful hospitality of our hosts in the hope that I could cherish this secret and come to stay whenever I pleased. However, that would hardly be the appropriate way to express my delight and that of my children, who also enjoyed the most comfortable beds and the most delicious breakfast in Derbyshire. The previous night was spent at the vastly more expensive Von Essen Callow Hall. Lintwood Farmhouse is by far and away a more comfortable place to rest-and far less costly. The bed was very comfortable, and as big as half a boxing ring. The spotless bathroom is larger than any bathroom in any 5 star hotel on any of the four continents that I have visited. Plemty of hot water, towels, soap, shampoo and heaps of toilet roll.The rooms are equipt with coffee and tea making facilities. Orders for breakfast were taken the night before-the choice extensive. The scrambled eggs are of unparralleled simplcity-free range and very local -just delicious, serrved up by one of the world's more entertaining, intrepid, learned men who was delighted to remove my plate as I cast my eyes down lamenting the end of the weekend's culinary delight. This is serious bed and breakfast!