The first question that pops to mind is who rated this hotel? If it was Loveholidays they got this seriously wrong. If they accepted what the hotel group put forward with out checking it, Love holidays need to review their practices as their advertised 5 star rating of this hotel and also the Crown Serenity (and perhaps other hotels) is misleading. I want my money back! I would give this hotel 3 stars and I'm feeling generous today.
There is a lack of pool staff and waiters. Its overcrowded as the pools dont have enough space to accommodate the hotels capacity. There are no non slip tiles around the pool or through out the hotel, ive slipped and fallen three times and my daughter has slipped best part of 15 tines. I saw a pool guard today for the first time, he hung around for 30 mins, havent seen him since!
The food all tastes the same. Its loaded with oil and salt, to the point its inedible. The fruit is tastless and the deserts are pure sugar. I asked a waiter for some yogurt and he told me to go get it myself from the restaurant, then he pretended not to speak/understand english! Whilst on the subject no one speaks english, or rather its their way of ignoring you.
TV and entertainment is all in German.
If you want ice cream along with all the other guests you have a one hour window only. You should see the queue! They then ration the portion to half a scoop. There are no snack bars either, so bfast lunch and dinner. There's only one bar open servicing the outside pool areas.
Hot water required for an early evening shower, we were told to wait 20 mins! This happened two nights on the trot and we've only been here 3 nights! The air con in the room doesnt work. They covered up the mould in the bathroom with mastic, after we complained. The shower leaks and seeps through to the bedroom floor which is made of cheap laminate, 5 star, really! Im sitting down to dinner as I write this, the vacant tables are dirty, they either havent cleaned up or not cleaned the tables down properly, table linen is reused if its not too soiled. I sent the first plate of food back as the meat was raw. I took the second plate of food to the manager as the chip were stale and cold. Third time lucky?!
Dont expect a tea spoon, you get a wooden
stirrer. Don't expect a big complex of any space around the pool. Do expect to slip on
the awful tiles around the pool every ten seconds. If you are english, the only chance you have is the music by the pool but everything is German or turkish. We booked a 5 star hotel and got a below average 3 star, shame on you Love Holidays who have asked us to itemise whats wrong. IT IS NOT A 5 STAR HOTEL. Is that clear enough?