The reviews have gone to Zee's collective head. The attitude seems to be "aren't you fortunate to be allowed to dine here?" Yes, the miniscule portions of food taste good, but do not try and deviate from the short menu..."May I substitute anything for the macaroni and cheese?" Michael looked as though he smelled something putrid, "NO! We don't do that!" ok, may I share that with my spouse! "NO (he's going to pass out) that would destroy the integrity of the PLATE!" The vegetarian dish was a choice of three vegetable sides from the rest of the menu, since the sides were all listed as "vegetable in season" I asked what exactly these were....get this, they are vegetables available now in the season. Oh man. Despite promises to the contrary, Michael did not see to it we were out in time for the Shaw play, brought the extra plate after the entree was cleared, their sweetener is limited to sweet n low, ugh, it was pretty awful and extremely expensive. Well, we all got a good laugh out of it, along with the insults, it was pretty funny, reminiscent of the Seinfeld Soup Nazi character.