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“Most amazing dance club”

La Vaquita Puerto Vallarta
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La Vaquita Nightclub in Puerto Vallarta: Open Bar and Skip-the-Line
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VIP Nightclub Tour in Puerto Vallarta
Ranked #18 of 70 Nightlife in Puerto Vallarta
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Owner description: La Vaquita has no rules and if there are, we will break them! Nice drinks, friendly waiters, daring contests and theme parties are just a taste of what you can find in this great spot of Vallarta. La Vaquita is a bar, a club, a nightclub and litros all in the same place! If you want to enjoy your favorite drink and have fun you're in the right place! Don't miss the opportunity to spend an unforgettable night with La Vaquita!
Reviewed September 3, 2013 via mobile

Evrrytime I visit puerto vallarta, I make a stop here, very highly energetic place to be, drink prices are really good and the best drink is azul electrico, the lighting, music, and staff make it the place to be

Thank Juan B
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Reviewed July 27, 2013

This is cool little popular bar on Malecon. . .you wont miss it as there is a large vaca in front and swing next to it. My wife and I frequented this place every night and on one night my wife got on swing (and she was wearing a short skirt).. we climbed stairs to in loft with nice view of malecon and beach. Great vibe, great drinks and of course there is the lovable vaca!

Thank RonanJordi
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Reviewed June 27, 2013

I liked everything, amazing staff, excellent service!!! The bar was very clean, the washroom staff were awesome, and the light were pretty!

Thank brieanav
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Reviewed May 23, 2013

Great little bar on the Malecon. You will recognize it by the giant cow that hangs from the ceiling. There is also a giant swing that you can use at your own risk - hence no short skirts. They also have raised platforms for dancing which allows you to overlook the crowd - and which also allows the boys to look straight up your skirt.

Good atmosphere; cold drinks and attentive wait staff.

Thank calgal66
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Reviewed December 26, 2012

Basically this was a loud bumping music club that would love to brand your hand (possibly other areas) with their lovely cow stamp. Everything was technoish, but also random cow motif (complete with udders). There were large king sized beds to chill on and a big swing that some customer ended up on at some point above the crowd of 14-27 year olds. Yes... 14-27 year olds. The drinks were served in SUPER SIZED foam cups with a safety top stuck on (just like a fast food joint) with a big straw. There was lots of ice and lots of mix, and possibly one small, tiny, shot of some adult beverage in the super sized foam cup with black/brown cow spots on it. Everyone looked like they were drinking frosties. Drinks were expensive - PV style anyway. I ordered a Cosmopolitan and it was served supersized, and tasted exactly like my friend's rum and coke and my other friend's pina colada on the rocks.

I think the youguns' were having fun because they were in a club with tech music and several large beds they could lay down on or dance and they didn't have to worry about spilling their high dollar drink that they had very little chance of getting any kind of buzz off of, but for me, I was hasta and won't go back.

1  Thank Teresa C
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