Basically we were huntin for a scran and this place would take the 20 of us, we all pick from the al fresco menu obviously because the place doesn't have doors and the stench of creamy poo wafts in from the open sewers so its just like being outside anyway. We decide that most of us will be getting the 'combo' meal, its prepared basically within a bawhair of the open street sewers.....aw cheers mate, so hygiene is just a dream for a pit like kumar's. Soon enough we all get our combos except from toby who is presented with a banana leaf meal #beelin this happens over and over....
"banana leaf?" said Zayn
"NAW I DIDNY ORDER YER GANTIN BANANA LEAF, I WANT A COMBO" said toby as he pointed in anger at everbody else's combo meals.
Eventually toby got his combo, he scrand it hard, we all scrand it hard and the toilets next morning scrand our liquid jobys hard. The moral of the story is bounce to marrybroons for a meal deal and don't listen to SIRRAH !!!
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