i have travelled all over the world and stayed in all kinds of accommodation from back packer hostels to international hotels but I have never stayed anywhere as bad as this.
This is not self catering as the facilities are beyond basic, the staff are totally unhelpful, the 'restaurant' smells of awful fried food.
The pool area is big and the pools are clean but the whole place looks like it's falling apart. I don't think whoever owns this place cares less what you think of it, the location is like some weird housing estate and the 'beach' just looked like a rubbish tip. There are some english bar/places to eat if you want a roast dinner for 6 euros but if you want decent spanish food then forget it.
I would never go back to Alondras Park, Costa del Silencio or even to Tenerife.More