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“Poor pizza, low quality ingredients”
Review of Joke's

Joke's
Ranked #4 of 16 Restaurants in Donji Seget
Certificate of Excellence
Cuisines: Eastern European
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Dining options: Late Night, Breakfast, Reservations
Description: Il ristorante ha un panorama mozzafiato, dato che ha una terrazza sul mare con di fronte il panorama dell'isola di Ciovo. Qualità ottima del cibo, cortesia del personale e prezzi della Croazia di udi una volta!1 Consigliatissimo! La località è nei pressi di Trogir.
Donji Seget, Croatia
1 review
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 5 helpful votes
“Poor pizza, low quality ingredients”
Reviewed July 10, 2014

This restaurant has a good position by the sea with big parking place near apartments Medena. Stuff is friendly but food are poor. Meat is very low quality ( frozen from cheap supermarkets like LIDL) and not from butchery. You can taste ice in the mouth (like icecream). Pizza is also poor quality with disaster ketchup ( cheap ketchup from LIDL). Salama and cheese also poor. After this I wash my mouth with a lot of beer. And price is bigger for this quality of food . Do not reccommend.

  • Visited July 2014
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5 Thank Ante Š
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Swindon, United Kingdom
Level 3 Contributor
12 reviews
3 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 6 helpful votes
“Good value,well cook food over looking sea.”
Reviewed April 20, 2014

Comfortable seating over looking the sea with food at affordable prices. The Kitchen staff are very knowledgeable both with the ingredients and their cooking skills. All the waiters are very attentive and helpful. I stayed in the area for 14 days and used the restaurant on 6 occasions with friends and was never disappointed.

  • Visited April 2014
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Thank PeteH774
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Split, Croatia
Level 5 Contributor
96 reviews
34 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 35 helpful votes
“Good meal, friendly staff”
Reviewed September 27, 2013

What I like about this restaurant is it's location by the sea, nice stuff and cosy atmosphere. But the food is average, they don't use high-quality ingredients but more average and low quality which corresponds to lower prices. I can say it's a good value for the meal, but pizza for example is not the best here.

  • Visited August 2013
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1 Thank Mia F
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Rotterdam, The Netherlands
Level 4 Contributor
45 reviews
18 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 27 helpful votes
“Good cheap & cheerful option”
Reviewed September 2, 2013

We walked from Seget Donji to Medan to find Joke's, having been recommended to come here for a cheap meal. It took about 30 minutes to get there. It is a typical pizzeria type place, but yet it is very affordable, so a worthwhile visit if you're watching your budget.

Visited August 2013
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Thank Joybell101
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Bedford, United Kingdom
Level 1 Contributor
3 reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 1 helpful vote
“Lovely meal over looking the beach and sea”
Reviewed August 30, 2013

We ate at jokes at medena beach twice, wide menu with large portioned meals, but it situation was best, right on the beach. Waiter very friendly as we're all the locals we met on holiday and English spoken throughout. Good value for the meal.
We walked here from seget vranjica where we were staying

  • Visited August 2013
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1 Thank 113Sarah30
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