I read the reviews and as much as I hate to admit it, I thought I was a saavy traveller that could handle a snobby hotel. Ok snobby and bad service don't even begin to describe what a disaster this place is from begining to end!!!
The decor is something to see, no doubt - but it all stops there.
First I called in advance to see if I could get a hair apt. The salon at the hotel was booked (for everything constantly including the beautiful spa, which is part of why you would pay to stay there in the first place, but more on that later). When I arrived the concierge said he had arranged for someone to come to the hotel...for 450!! That's just insane and he looked at me I like was crazy to question this price for a tint. Basic brown hair tint. So then he made me an apt at some salon who refused to try to understand my basic french. Rude rude rude. So after much stress, my husband came up with the idea to call the Four Seasons (where we should have stayed) and the concierge there was amazing and got me an apt with the perfect salon next door to them. (Who also spoke mainly french but was willing to try with me :)
The pool was out of service and continued to be the entire stay. Who does maintenance on a pool in summer?? We were NOT notified upon booking. The boat to geneva center is so romantic but again booked constantly so plan waaayyy ahead. Steam room was broken in womens locker room. Sand timer was broken in the sauna.
Service in the restaurant/lounge was almost funny it was so rude (except the joke was on us because we had to pay for it). It was sooooo bad and I have so many stories. The only reason we kept eating there is because it was that or traffic and parking to get to the center. One night I ended up with junk in the bottom of my wine glass and I was told it was normal. That they put something in the wine to keep it from going bad??? (that's new to me but let's just say that's how they do it) It does NOT belong in my mouth because the lighting was bad and it was red wine & I didn't see it. They didn't even say sorry for pouring it into my glass!
The old miserable men/waiters in the chinese rest were so mean to the cutest smilest asian waitress. It was hidious to see them treat her so bad. She was working so hard while they just walked around then they would yell at her. This was at lunch because even though we were staying there we couldn't get a reservation for dinner.
It was just story after story of ridiculas. They sent a bottle of champagne and a card (in french) to say sorry (I think) for the steam room being broken. So we let the rest go, but then they tried to over charge when we checked out. (By 100's) It was one of thoes don't get me started...just let it roll and let's get outta here kind of stays. Go for people watching in the lounge or book a treatment in the spa (check to make sure nothing is out of order first) But don't stay here and frankly skip Geneva all together if you can.
It's something to see at a distance if you happen to be taking a connecting flight (like us) or something brief that has brought you to Geneva, where fyi everyone still smokes everywhere. No place is off limits to smokers...