First we were rushed onto a boat with 40 or so other people for one of the lousiest meals we had in the Philippines. Then the boat went a short distance down the river to stop and listen to some women playing the ukulele. Then another very short distance down the river and back to the start. This was a total waste of time and is not a river cruise at all. River cruises imply an outing in nature, where one will peacefully be able to listen to the sounds of the birds, water and trees, whatever. This had the worst of American 50s and 60s music being butchered by a lousy singer and an even worse sound system. That ruined what little there was to enjoy about the experience. Don't waste your time or money on this.
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