A weekend-ish in late September (kinda flexible).
Me, my wife, my sister, my brother-in-law, my mom, my beh-beh, my nephew.
No cliffs, as I'm scared to death of wandering babies.
Cheap-ish (<$150/night including fees)
Close to town a plus but not necessary.
Bonus points for pre-1945.
Super-secret double-points for outdoor covered porch.
Help me, TripAdvisor, you're my only hope.