Ready for bedbugs, cockroaches, frogs in the "hotel" room? Ready to spent zillions for unfriendly staff, not-so-good food, WC without door, mosquito nests with holes big enough to let all kinds of spiders to come in, no towels, technically no sheets? Ready for a very early "wake-up" call by the howler monkeys after a sleepless night with your clothes and lights on? No? Then do NOT spend a night in this lodge, just take a day trip to the jungle.