I've spent most of the day researching dining options for our Provo 'must eat at' dining list. I just stumbled upon this Facebook status posting fromTop of the Cove's page from this past Thursday. I'd be furious if this were my businesss and I'm sure they were, but I did get a chuckle out of the humor in their post.
"Today's specials are especially special since some special asswipe broke into the deli last nite. This nitwit we are fondly referring to as the Snicker Bandit ... he ate snicker bars and drank cfrap while he made a huge mess looking for nothing! Jerk! We have him on security video with a garbage pail cover on his head to hide his face from the camera ..step up from the last bandit who put a Thank You bag over his head and almost asphyxiated himself. Thieved all the wine but took no cheese so we dont like him anyway... Thieved the beer and cigarettes but dropped most on the way out because its hard to carry all that stuff and hold your pants up at the same time. So beware of the bandit that is sitting off somewhere in a purple shirt and light baggy jeans drinking my wine, eating snicker bars, while smoking a fag...call us if you see him!"