Best "Chinese" meal I've ever had was at an Italian Restaurant in Livingston, TX. It served Chinese food on Tuesdays then.
The very worst was today. I couldn't finish it. I had chow mein with prawns and fried rice. The "chow mein" was utterly dry...and totally tasteless. Had to ask for some sweet/sour sauce to make it palatable. The server, who was very nice, brought me some teriake stuff. It did the job, but only just. The fried rice (about twice as much as anyone could eat) was equally flavorless. Teriake went on that too, but still couldn't eat it.
My son ordered "General" something. No, not Gen Tso. Menu said, "Hot and spicy". It was neither. I've never seen my son NOT clean his plate.
Prices for lunch were high, but a good meal would have made it okay. We paid the bill, declined boxes and left.
We should have taken heed when, well after noon, there were only four cars in the parking log. But. . live and learn.More