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$6 - $30
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All reviews breakfast monte cristo sandwich pancakes coleslaw omelet burrito nice patio bar style thank you so much astoria area service was fast and friendly bite homemade
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Reviewed May 9, 2021

How upsetting...we decided to go out for breakfast and we should have stayed home and had cold cereal . I ordered a California Breakfast Burrito and my Husband ordered a Simple breakfast,Scrambled eggs bacon hashbrowns and sourdough toast with coffee. He got his after 1/2hr,which...was fine but they could have offered another cup of coffee while we waited no big deal but when he got his breakfast I was served a breakfast Burrito that was not the correct one. They apologized and took it back to replace with the correct one....I told my husband to eat so he could at least have a hot meal. 15 min later I got the corrected Burrito COLD....when the waitresses dropped it off she asked how it tasted, I giggled and said ummm you just gave it to me. I took a bite to a cold, hard cheese not melted Burrito EWWWW. I kindly asked for a box and decided to take it home and put in my airfryer....I should have just tossed it. So gross. Super disappointed Mothers Day Breakfast.More

Date of visit: May 2021
Reviewed December 23, 2020 via mobile

From Excellence to Rip-Off This used to be our go-to place. We had nothing but nice things to say about this place prior to Covid. It was the place we ate the most and spent hundreds of dollars a year here. Today, my daughter and...I wanted to split their usually gigantic beef nachos ($17.00) so we ordered them to go as there is no table service. As soon as I picked up the bag, I knew I was going to be livid. It maybe weighed 8 ounces at most. When we opened it, I was so mad I almost took it back for a refund; the only reason I didn’t was because my daughter had a very minimal time for lunch and she had not eaten all day. There was literally one tablespoon of ground beef. I will never, ever put another dime in to this establishment again. It amazes that a place that used to be so highly rated has sunk so low. Taco Bell is across the way & would be a much better deal.More

Date of visit: December 2020
Reviewed November 7, 2020 via mobile

Went there for lunch, food was excellent. BBQ chicken sandwich, was great. Portions were very large. Service was fast and friendly.

Date of visit: November 2020
Reviewed October 6, 2020

cute place inside. Fish and chips were good. Fish had a thin coating of bread that was nice and crispy. Coleslaw was a little dry but not bad. Frys were like normal frys. The place super cute inside. Kids pizza was okay, I wouldn't get...it again.More

Date of visit: October 2020
Reviewed September 2, 2020

Went there last Monday for breakfast. The temperature in the dining room was freezing, which made the food brought to our table, cold. We ordered two eggs over medium, with hash browns, biscuits and gravy and one pancake to split. One egg was over easy...and the other egg wasn’t even cooked, the white part of the egg was still runny. The biscuits were OK, the gravy lumpy, the hash browns were decent, but the pancake was flatter than a frisbee and stuck to the plate, also tasted like rubber. I’m sure it was cooked first and then thrown in a microwave to warm it back up. The worst part about this meal was the service. We had to ask the waitress for a refill on our coffee, we had to ask a few times for creamer and Splenda, even though we told her that’s what we needed, when we first ordered coffee. She never came back to check on us, and never asked how our food was. While we were there we heard three other tables besides us complain to the same waitress about incorrect orders. We heard the waitress ask all the other customers if everything else was ok. We had to call her over to our table and said you need to take the pancake back and please take it off the bill. She never inquired as to what the problem was and never bothered to see if everything else was ok. I was at this restaurant about a year ago and wasn’t impressed with the service, can I say it was even worse! We will never go back.More

Date of visit: August 2020
dposalski, Owner at The Uptown Cafe, responded to this reviewResponded September 3, 2020

Did you speak to the manager? We always want to know if you are unhappy.

Reviewed August 6, 2020

The service was above average which is why the 5 review the food was ok bar style food not wow amazing but average and a nice patio that’s dog friendly

Date of visit: August 2020
Reviewed July 12, 2020 via mobile

Great house made biscuits and sausage gravy. Also loved the selection of Benedict dishes and the Benedict Florentine came with crispy hash browns that filled half a dinner plate. They are social distancing so we sat outside under a rustic wood pergola. Specialty coffees were...good. Highly recommend for breakfast/brunch. Modest prices for the food quality and presentation.More

Date of visit: July 2020
Reviewed June 29, 2020 via mobile

So, I decided to try this place. I have eaten at places in Warrenton that were 5 and I thought 3 was gracious. So this is a 4, but to me it was a 5. I ate there each morning after discovering it, something I...never do. It was clean, sanitizer was available, tables were distanced- following all guidelines. The staff was friendly. The sausage gravy was delicious and tasted flavorful and homemade. The chicken fried steak was the best I’ve ever had. The all meat omelet or burrito filled you up. Each time I got a latte that tasted like a warm hug. I will return and I truly recommend you trying.More

Date of visit: June 2020
Reviewed February 21, 2020 via mobile

This has become our Go-To place in the Astoria-Surrounding area as it is very consistent with a varied menu and excellent customer service by lovely ladies who actually seem to like their jobs! The menu has a myriad of selections of which we have ordered...3/4 of and have not been disappointed. This is not 5-star dining restaurant by any stretch but is a 5-star overall experience restaurant and as far as we are concerned, the best restaurant in the area. Prior to eating here, we had pretty much given up on Astoria area dining with the exception of an occasional pizza, Chinese & Teryaki & occasionally Bridgewater. We are so happy they are there! Keep up the good work.More

Date of visit: February 2020
Reviewed January 4, 2020 via mobile

Stopped at The Human Bean and the ladies recommended this place. THANK YOU SO MUCH! This food was over the top. Quantity and quality were wonderful. Didn't try it this time but will on my next visit. Their Monte Cristo sandwich made your mouth water....Everything that we saw come out of that kitchen looked mouth watering. WTG Warrenton and the staff at Uptown Cafe. We will be back to try something new next time.More

Date of visit: January 2020
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The Uptown Cafe is rated accordingly in the following categories by Tripadvisor travelers:
  • Food: 4
  • Service: 4.5
  • Value: 4
  • Atmosphere: 4