Just kidding! Cranberries Cafe is a wonderful quaint and historic gathering spot. There...One can keep it simple, or go complex, for meals, drinks, desserts and anything in between! The service is very good, the specials wonderful, and supported by numerous "regular" selections on the menu,...too. Over the years, we have learned,and do appreciate, the unique history and that Cranberries is not a "faster" food restaurant. We're pretty sure the service speed is directly related to our personal level of hunger! (Ha!) Whether it;s medallions of beef, sauteed perch, the whitefish, calamari, fried pickles, special drinks like chocolate or dirty Martinis, and desserts etc..are all made from scratch, with care, and are supremely delicious. Got to say...we just capped off another great evening at Cranberries Cafe.More