We arrived and the waiter seemed friendly. We discussed drinks with him and about 5 mins later he reappeared and asked if we would like a drink. We tried to remind him of the conversation we had not long had and he then seemed to...remember.
Ordered the pizza. Its not difficult to make a tasty pizza and yet remarkably, they didn't manage to. The dough was nice but there was so little tomato or cheese it was basically a load of plain vegetables dumped on dough. I asked for jalapeños and even they had zero flavour.
Then we asked for the bill and that was the moment that really took the mickey to put it mildly. The waiter, who had a few times by now seemed confused (and the restaurant was far from busy)... took a pad and a piece of paper and swayed as he wrote down (invented) prices while asking us what we had (you had cokes? No, no we didn't have any cokes).
It took him some time to write it down, perhaps wondering what he could realistically get away with as we didnt have a menu anymore?
So if you want extortionate, arbitrary prices for bland food then this is the place for you. However, if not, DO NOT GIVE THIS PLACE YOUR BUSINESS.More