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Crazy Cow Bar & Restaurant - CLOSED

69 Airport Road, Simpson Bay, St Martin / St Maarten
+1 721-588-0730
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  • Excellent74%
  • Very good11%
  • Average5%
  • Poor5%
  • Terrible5%
Oct 30, 2015
“Michael Cristea is a dirty man and a the German girl is gross”
Jul 22, 2015
“Crazy Cow is Crazy good!”
Restaurant Hours Closed
French, International, Mediterranean
$$ - $$$
69 Airport Road, Simpson Bay, St Martin / St Maarten
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Reviewed October 30, 2015 via mobile

Owners are great !!! Food is great!!! Mike and his German dog are unclean and disgusting He smokes all over the place and smells Horrable His Un kept hair is also a big turn off especially when food is involved I would for sure recommend...More

Thank Stacccy
Reviewed July 22, 2015

Very glad we gave Crazy Cow a try. Don't let the location scare you away: it looks like you're entering a shipyard by the Pink Iguana. When you arrive you see a lovely setting overlooking the lagoon. Super comfortable seats, too! The menu is limited...More

1  Thank Lori B
Reviewed May 28, 2015 via mobile

Many told me to visit this restaurant for a burger and a drink. Near (opposite) the airport at Simpson Bay / Maho. A good place to visit. Friendly staff, delicious food and International visitors. Prices are reasonable.

1  Thank aldert-sxm
Reviewed May 27, 2015

What a find!!!! Great atmosphere on the water, great,fun staff, great happy hour, delicious gourmet burgers and great prices!!!! Laid back, relaxed and incredibly fun! This just became a must do for us each time in SXM!

Thank Marcie E
Reviewed May 19, 2015

We visited here upon recommendation of a friend who runs a charter boat. We met him here one night and he went ahead and ordered the pasta dish for us. I don't usually order pasta but it was delicious!! Waiter was very attentive. Drinks were...More

1  Thank prek176
Reviewed April 1, 2015

First of all, if you aren't looking for this restaurant, you will definitely miss it. It is located across from the airport, the easiest way to find it is to look for the Giant pink iguana sign on a pink barge. It is right next...More

Thank lilliedale
Reviewed April 1, 2015

Situated just across from the airport in a dockyard (but don't let this put you off), this restaurant was the best find we had this year in Saint Martin. The food was absolutely stunning and I'm still dreaming about the grouper meunière that just melted...More

Thank chouboule
Reviewed March 8, 2015

A group of ten of us went to the Crazy Cow for Valentines day dinner. We called ahead the day before and had a reservation. A half hour to forty-five minutes later another group of six came in. the night started by attempting to find...More

1  Thank Scott_Smith6064
Reviewed February 10, 2015

This is a wonderful restaurant, in a terrific setting (is that a stainless steel boat?), with wonderful service. It's in plain sight, but out of the way. It's a 5 minute walk from the Princess Juliana Airport. There is ample parking ... just ignore the...More

Thank JohnRP-NYC
Reviewed February 4, 2015

Food was great but they did not take plastic, cash only put us in a bad situation we had to give him canadian money. Seems very weird that they don't use plastic unless the boss was away!!! You know what I mean!!!More

Thank dsi2015
CelineCharters1, Manager at Crazy Cow Bar & Restaurant, responded to this reviewResponded February 23, 2015

We are very glad you enjoyed your food and thank you for your patronage. As far as accepting credit cards we do not accept them regardless if the owner is on the premises or not. We tried to accommodate you by accepting Canadian $$$ which...More

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Restaurant Details

Average prices
$10 - $20
Open Hours
6:30 AM - 10:00 PM
6:30 AM - 10:00 PM
6:30 AM - 10:00 PM
6:30 AM - 10:00 PM
6:30 AM - 10:00 PM
6:30 AM - 10:00 PM
6:30 AM - 10:00 PM
Location and Contact Information
  • Address: 69 Airport Road, Simpson Bay, St Martin / St Maarten
  • Location: Caribbean  >  St Martin / St Maarten  >  Sint Maarten  >  Simpson Bay
  • Phone Number: +1 721-588-0730
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