Negative reviews peppered between rave reviews can be confusing. Is the angry person always angry about literally everything in life? Is the positive review written by someone who lets others walk all over them or did they win the trip and feel compelled to rave about it? Discernment can be really challenging and our experience was so wretched that I documented it with photographs to post with this review so you could see what we saw. So there is no question in your mind that this is truth. So you know that I am not the perpetual angry person and I'm certainly NOT the pushover or contest winner. I'm going to keep this factual and to the point so that you can use your own discernment. 1. The hotel is not being properly maintained. The hallways are disgustingly dirty with food crumbs and debris that no one bothered to vacuum within our 10 day stay. The carpeting is dirty and desperately needs to be replaced. I was informed by various long time employees that the hallways use to be beautiful. They now look like prison hallways with little to no artwork and no lush plants (I mean...HAWAII! I wanna see Hawaiian plants/flowers) all because Marriott doesn't want to pay someone to maintain the plants. 2. They bait and switch you on the rooms...The rooms you see online ARE NOT the rooms you get. Various hotel employees, locals and neighboring hotels all know about their little bait and switch scam. In fairness, they have updated their website since I booked the trip and now offer architectural renders of the room layout to appease all of the complaints, the challenge is that the photos are still very misleading because most people can't tell the size of a space simply by looking at a room layout render. The rooms are TINY, like ants are staying in them . The first room we were in was in the "new" tower and the room was literally smaller than my personal closet in my home. In fairness, I have a much larger and extravagant home than most but you could understand my anger over this. The bathroom should be called a bath pantry. It's not even the size of a closet. My first townhouse had a 5x7 bath and I swear this is smaller than that. That room was a premier ocean front I believe. Next was the Ocean View something or other in the original tower. The actual room was larger, it was incredibly dark/poorly lit, no balcony, tiny windows and the same sized bathroom pantry. The 3rd room was a garden Jr. Suite and I could only see photos before I agreed to move the next day because someone was still in it. They showed me gorgeous jungle views and a spacious bedroom, living room and double vanity bath with gorgeous lighting and old Hawaiian charm. What I got was a mini dungeon with horrible lighting (likely in hopes of hiding all of the scratches, stains, holes, missing wallpaper, dirty carpeting, etc...in the room) with views of the back staircase of the Sheraton next door and tiny windows that were broken. The bathroom was once again a pantry with one sink too small for even my husband's toiletries but at least there was a tiny bar area with a sink, counter and mirror and one small light off center and dim, this was my only salvation for a make-up station, thank goodness I travel with stick up makeup lights for situations just like this. 3. The room was not clean or well maintained. The room was superficially clean. Meaning, they made sure the bathroom was clean but the rest of it was ridden hard and put away wet. They didn't vacuum the room before we moved in and I know this because for 4 days I stepped on mini chocolate chips all over the floor in-front of my makeshift makeup station. I waited 1 day to see if it was an honest mistake...still there. I left a note asking them to vacuum and why....still there. Day 4 I go to the front desk with some of the chips in a tissue and give them to the front desk person, the manager continues to hide from me (not kidding, the manager pulled every sleazy tactic to avoid me and did absolutely NOTHING to smooth things over with us. In fact, she sent us an email thanking us for staying and not addressing any of our challenges and when we wrote back "we will never stay at your hotel again" she ghosted us yet again! Anyway, the trip to the front desk worked, they finally got vacuumed up. 4. There is no where to put wet bathing suits. They give you nasty Aquafina plastic poison water instead of the local Hawaiian BOXED spring water. NO turndown service. They have shampoo/body wash/etc mounted to the shower wall like it's a cheap cheesy all inclusive place. The management is atrocious, they hide, lie and ignore instead of properly dealing with problems. Where are all of the beautiful Hawaiian flower arrangements, potted plant arrangements, etc... There should be way more plants and flowers. All of the surrounding hotel employees told me that guests complain to them ALL OF THE TIME about the UNroyal Hawaiian. They have NO photographs of the Hawaiian Royal Family despite the name...Their lack of organic food items is a disgrace. Their lack of healthy gluten free dairy free breakfast options is a disgrace. Their lack of local organic fresh fruit is a disgrace. Their lack of local sustainable line caught fish is a disgrace. Their overall lack of amenities is a disgrace. 5. The pool is horrible, cabanas a total rip off and their "beach chair" system isn't great either. The pool is small, kiddie pool small. Bathtub in a large estate small. The cabanas are a disgrace, for $250 I thought I was getting a beautiful fruit platter, other snacks, unlimited bottled water and cabana service (a server to bring us food, drinks, etc...) What I got was high fructose corn syrup in a box, a cooler with boxed water and a server that said "are you guys okay?" to us once. I was not going to go into that tiny pool especially once there were about 4 babies in there and you know they pee'd. We were sceeved. Also, where's the healthy organic fresh fruit? Why did they give me a cheap box of poison? The beach chair service for $70-ish bucks a day is better...way better but even there...Waikiki is a public beach. The UNroyal Hawaiian has about 10ft of space sorta roped off for the chairs. THERE IS NO SECURITY, luckily I also travel with a locking beach bag otherwise we would've been screwed. Why don't they invest about $2,000 and get 20 locking dock/deck boxes that operate like room safes for people to lock their stuff up at the beach when they go into the water or to lunch (since there is NO beach food/drink service). Also, there are NO BATHROOMS for guests who have beach chairs instead of pool chairs. The hotel sends women all the way into the ballroom/even area to use the bathroom there which is completely inappropriate and made me completely uncomfortable. Not to mention the bathroom was poorly maintained and in desperate need or repair just like everything else. 6. The restaurant choices are Meh. The Mai Tai bar is where they direct you to go for lunch and the food selection is horrific. I don't eat french fries or fried crap in my normal everyday life. I'm certainly not going to eat that when I'm wearing a postage stamp bikini trying to look my best. This restaurant is on an ISLAND with TONS of fresh fish everywhere and we couldn't even get any lettuce wrapped grilled fish tacos! Not kidding. Chicken fingers, french fries and sugar filled drinks were in abundance but I double dog dare you to try to order healthy adult food. They did have "tuna poke" on the menu BUT it was actually tuna tartar on top of a huge portion of rice. It tasted fine but more fish, less rice and how about calling it what it is...tuna tartar. Sometimes the live music was great, sometimes it was tolerable and then there was the guy that sounded like he was under hospice care. Kudos to him for giving it his best shot maybe if I drank alcohol all day like the rest of the people there I wouldn't have noticed instead I'm left with bleeding ears. Also the waitstaff is pretty inattentive when you don't drink. We started leaving the property for lunch, it was much better. Coming in for a landing.... the merchandise in most of the gift shops is severely marked up. Most hotel employees were great, almost all of them are bitter about the Marriott hostile takeover. The historic charm of the lobby is fantastic but the rooms need to be completely gutted. The location is what you're really paying for, this hotel is NOT luxurious and if someone says that it is, they must be living below poverty and have won a trip to this joint. I try to only stay at hotels that are as nice as my house because otherwise, what's the point? This hotel wasn't even as nice as a college dorm/apartment. I've slept in winnebago's that are nicer with better lighting and better bathrooms. You've seen the photographic evidence. You know know what you're getting into if you stay at the UNroyal. I know you have free will, I hope you have and utilize your discernment.…
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