Rooms bear no resemblance to any photos. We were in room 11, which is the exact width of a double bed, with a faulty plastic shutter separating off the toilet. Fantastic if you love hearing every detail of someone's bowel movements.
Fan didn't work.
Kitchen didn't work.
TV remote broken and held together with sellotape.
Kept up all night by screaming spanish neighbours.
Door key regularly fails and needs reprogramming.
Wife woke up every morning with new bites from whatever (fleas? bedbugs?) was living in the mattress.
Attempted to leave a day early because of the state of the place, at which point I was passed around several disinterested supervisors (all conveniently off-site), each of which gave a different reason why a refund for the remaining night would be impossible, and even claimed that it was my own fault for not reporting the catalogue of errors soon enough. One invited me to leave a review, so here it is.
In all - worst... More
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