Squeeze Bar

Squeeze Bar, Malia: Address, Phone Number, Squeeze Bar Reviews: 5/5

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we are the only Indie and Rock bar on the strip, we show all sports, Have a pool competitions and have an Idiots quiz twice aweek. Open from 3 in the afternoon till late at night and offer a range of cocktails and branded drinks. you might come in a stranger but you will leave as one of the family. Come down and join us for the fun and best music and a cold one for the road. :)
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Logan Mclachlan :))
Dunfermline, UK31 contributions
Friends
Just up from the heart of the strip, squeeze bar is an amazing place to gather in Malia. Wether your starting your night and pres here or spending the night with an idiots quiz and drinks the atmosphere is always phenomenal and trouble free. Bronwen the front of house and Gina on the bar are fansatic and a godsecent to anyone and are happy to help you with any questions or recommendations whilst In Malia. Gina makes amazing cocktails and everyone is free to be there self. You can see the pride she takes in her bar and it really shines through. By far the best bar Malia has to offer. Special shout out to the main man Deano for being an amazing guy the whole trip xoxo Logan!!
Written August 26, 2018
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Torbjörn C
Chania Town, Greece38 contributions
Solo
I meet a couple of the nicest people you can meet. Deano and Gina with great Love. Gina is from just outside of London and Deano is from Serbia.
Written April 20, 2017
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George R
Clifton, UK39 contributions
Squeeze was absolute heaven on earth and was hands down the best place in Malia and one of the best bars I’ve ever been to. Gina and deano are amazing people and hopefully one day this bar will reopen at a different location but #keepsqueezeatnumber1 as nothing will ever beat it!
Written August 4, 2020
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Amy S
Portsmouth, UK21 contributions
Friends
Great atmosphere, lovely people, the best music from all eras. Pool table, dart board, quizzes. Cocktails amazing, real mythos on tap which is hard to come by and real jäger. Super place, this bar made our holiday. Would recommend to all.
Written May 12, 2017
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Pari39
Tuscany, Italy39 contributions
Friends
It was the best english pub I’ve ever been.
I was here in Malia last summer with my girlfriend and other friends and Deano& Gina, the owners, were fantastic with us! Need to stop here everytime you pass from here!

Bye guys!

Riccardo&Chiara Maliabeach
Written September 1, 2019
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samuelshapley
London, UK2 contributions
Friends
We stumbled across squeeze randomly, and it was the best thing that happened to us on our holiday. Gina, Bromwyn and Deano were the best host ever. When you stop by, look above the bar to find our legacy. Lots of love, The Raiders of the Lost Phone
Written July 19, 2018
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George R
Clifton, UK39 contributions
Couples
This place is absolutely amazing and play really good music! Gina deano and bronwyn are all very welcoming and the place is just all round mint. Will be back
Written July 18, 2018
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Matt J
1 contribution
Solo
What a place, I broke off from the rest of of 34 group on the holiday, walked down the nightmare of a strip and found this gem!
Absolutely fantastic!
What a relief to get to after being hassled all the way down!
Next night I brought around 20 of my holiday team! All of them loved it!
We did darts competitions
Pool competitions and quizzes!
Cracking bar and I can't wish Gina and Dino any more luck that exists in the world!
On that note Dino spotted me sat down one night on the side of the strip, looking a bit sorry for myself, he genuinely was concerned, I had just eaten a massive Gyros is all lol
Fantastic people that care and remember your name!! ..... It's important on the strip!
Written June 14, 2018
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Mark G
Manchester, UK7 contributions
Friends
Ran by a fantastic couple who enjoy and revel in the company of their patrons. Fantastic music and jager shots (my round after losing at pool to the owner) and will be spending many of my remaining nights here.
Written August 4, 2017
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Matt R
1 contribution
Friends
Actually researched this place before going out to malia and boy it definitely didn't disappoint!!!! We visited squeeze on the very first night of our holiday and it pretty much became our home from home as we went every night after and stayed until they had to eventually kick us out due to closing.....loved it and would definitely recommend👌🏻 deano, Gina and bronwen were absolute quality....although I wasn't happy with the nickname that gave to me😂😂 thank you squeeze for a great holiday!!!
Written July 23, 2017
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