We are sorry to hear you were unhappy with the boat narration. We do offer boat cruises with no narrated tour, such as the sunset cruises, which are less structured and casual. They have been testing out new microphones on the narrated tours, to try and get it just right. Also, with this being the start of our second season, there are sometimes kinks to work out. Our tour guides usually get rave reviews, but since this was not the case for you, if you would like to email us at ferry@conanicutmarina.com (Coastal Queen is part of Conanicut Marine Services Inc.) and let us know which cruise you were on and the time, we can address this with the team at the next staff meeting so that we can fine tune for future riders. Thank you for your feedback.