You ain't wrong, not even a little bit. Every light on the tour can be viewed from your own vehicle. We don't have special lights, we just ride around to look at those that are put up by each community in Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge. What makes us different from doing it in your own car is the information that goes along with it such as the history of each city, great recommendations on activities and food, and we do all the driving so you can look at the lights instead of the road. If you just want to see lights please by all means use your own car, do not book a tour. We aren't trying to convince you that we know some secret lights that only we can access ... every light we view can be seen by you for free in your own vehicle. I do my best to make every tour fun, interesting, and helpful. I even sang the 12 days of Christmas at the end of the tour ... most people can't even stand up in front of 6 strangers they just met much less sing to them. I regularly embarrass myself just to amuse and entertain my guests. I want ever tour to be as awesome as it can be even if it means getting way outside my comfort zone. I'm sorry I couldn't show you something unique and special but I hope I at least made it a little fun while you were awake. Either way I really appreciate you all coming to join me and I hope you had a great vacation.