I don't know what the people who gave this trip 5 stars was smoking.
My wife and I took the dinner cruise the last night of our honeymoon. No lie, at first I thought we were on punk'd or the like. Holy cow, we spent $240 and what we got did not add up.
First off, props to Ivory who both waitressed AND served as first mate. Girl shoved us off the dock and secured the boat when we arrived back.
Below are suggestions for improvement:
1. The meal was OK. I actually thought the Mahi Mahi was decent.
The trouble is that they packed four people into a table most likely suited for two people. If you don't mind sitting with two strangers (if you are of course a party of two), then no biggee.
2. The bathrooms were pretty gross. I get it, we are on a boat - but it was pretty stinky below deck where they were located.
3. The music was kind of terrible. I respect musicians and putting yourself out there is not easy, but the dude singing was basically doing karaoke with a Keytar, and his voice left something to be desired. And, for the first three songs he had his back turned to the audience, I think reading the lyrics from an iPad he had stashed.
4. There seemed to be a bit too many people on board for a state that is trying to make sure COVID stays away from their island. No one was asked to wear masks, and as mentioned people were pretty packed. I know that being outside makes transmission difficult but...
5. The captain should chill on the misogyny. He referred to one of the waitresses as "our resident barbie doll". Cringe!
I would not take this cruise again, and if you have the money, I would spend more on a smaller boat with perhaps better reviews.