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Groupon gift from Chris and Tori

Not overcrowded, very good entertainment. Very smooth ride, very friendly staff, food ok..one of us... read more

Reviewed May 13, 2018
Fulshear, Texas
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Great date night

I think some of the reviews are a bit unfair. Don't expect to aboard a 5 star cruise ship and I... read more

Reviewed May 12, 2018
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7039 Kingston Cove Ln, Willis, TX 77318-9176
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Reviewed June 5, 2018

Look, I read all the reviews. Sadly, I did this after I purchased a discounted voucher (groupon/living social has them both) and invited a friend to buy one too, so they could join us. We both laughed at some of the things we read, cringed...More

1  Thank Jacqueline A
Reviewed June 3, 2018

My wife and I had a great time. The ship was older but that was what was classic about it. Food was excellent. Met and talked with the owner. Very informative. Staff was very helpful and pleasant. We have already recommended this to our friends...More

1  Thank Michael S
Reviewed May 22, 2018

My husband and I received reservations to Southern Empress for a dinner cruise as a gift. Whenever you plan to book your reservation do know that most of the time you have to book a month or two in advance so its not a last...More

1  Thank Natalie D
Reviewed May 13, 2018 via mobile

Not overcrowded, very good entertainment. Very smooth ride, very friendly staff, food ok..one of us had dry chicken. Price with Groupon was good

Thank edpetersjr
Reviewed May 12, 2018 via mobile

I think some of the reviews are a bit unfair. Don't expect to aboard a 5 star cruise ship and I think you will genuinely enjoy this cruise. The coast and nearby area could use some cleaning up. Met some lovely people. The food was...More

Thank Tomgirl98
Reviewed May 9, 2018

So, I bought dinner for 4 off of groupon. I call to make the resevation and they asked for my credit card to pay for gratuity and taxes. Totaling another 73.44 Details Person $82.58 Required Gratuity: 1 $12.59 Person $82.58 Required Gratuity: 1 $12.59 Person...More

Thank James F
Reviewed April 29, 2018 via mobile

This was fun. The coast could of been a little cleaner but it was a good deal buying a Groupon for this. Fun experience, friendly staff

1  Thank Jayne B
Reviewed April 24, 2018

The boat is shabby, with peeling paint and saggy, tired appearance. The dinner was a piece of chicken in French dressing, creamed corn, potatoes, salad and a cold roll--on part with a nursing-home cafeteria. The 'entertainment' is one guy playing an old guitar and making...More

Thank ReaderMeter
Reviewed April 23, 2018 via mobile

Disappointing. Long drink lines up to 30 mins, bartenders are clueless ($20 for double whiskey, $24 for double well vodka martini!!) Or maybe they are con artists.I'm young, but didn't expect a club atmosphere with music so loud I left with my ears ringing. Had...More

Thank Fiona29Grisham
Reviewed April 8, 2018 via mobile

Surprisingly disappointed. The boat is rather run down and chicken was fishy. Unable to leave the doc due to fog. Staff was very friendly and personable.

Thank Catherine B
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Cheryl R
April 18, 2017|
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Response from Admin51 | Reviewed this property |
I purchased our tickets through a Groupon deal, and they actually have them quite often. You will literally be staying very close to the ship. My daughter lives in Seven Coves and we can see the ship from her house.
January 25, 2017|
Response from Robert A | Reviewed this property |
Bottled beer is $5 a bottle.