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Hype, Cleethorpes: Address, Hype Reviews: 2/5

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Mar 2018
I recently embarked on a recreational journey to 'Hype Cleethorpes' after a generous helping of the old G&Ts, it was brought to my awareness that Hype is a real hotspot for a good old boogie with the boys. Upon arrival, I was met by the dominant presence of two local doormen, presumably by names of Daryll and Keith, who reluctantly allowed my entry despite the fact I was only hanging onto consciousness by a mere thread - straight onto the Top Floor we went, at this point chomping at the bit to have a good old roar on the famous karaoke. After a perilous journey up the stairs, we eventually arrived onto the top floor, which given my exertion, could well have been mistaken for the Dock Tower. A few minutes of recovery from the thinner air at these altitudes was all was required before I headed to the bar to top up the now depleted alcohol reserves. I was met with swift service, only hampered slightly by the fact I struggled to communicate with the bar staff due to the penetrating sound of a local teen, presumably by the name of Vicky, a BTEC Level 2 Hair and Beauty student wailing 'Come on Eileen' on the stage in true British fashion. It quickly became apparent that getting through to the bar staff during this racket was going to rival the difficulty of finding the location of Malaysian Airlines Flight MH370 - hence why I eventually gave up. I instead found an apparently abandoned jug of questionable origin situated near the women's lavatory. Lovely. This was thankfully enough to carry me through a night who's enjoyability was rivalled only by that of Joseph Fritzl's daughter's childhood. Overall I would recommend Hype Cleethorpes for a night on the lash, only if you have expectations lower than that of a submarines toilet.

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fredsmith102017
Grimsby, UK7 contributions
Friends
I recently embarked on a recreational journey to 'Hype Cleethorpes' after a generous helping of the old G&Ts, it was brought to my awareness that Hype is a real hotspot for a good old boogie with the boys.

Upon arrival, I was met by the dominant presence of two local doormen, presumably by names of Daryll and Keith, who reluctantly allowed my entry despite the fact I was only hanging onto consciousness by a mere thread - straight onto the Top Floor we went, at this point chomping at the bit to have a good old roar on the famous karaoke.

After a perilous journey up the stairs, we eventually arrived onto the top floor, which given my exertion, could well have been mistaken for the Dock Tower. A few minutes of recovery from the thinner air at these altitudes was all was required before I headed to the bar to top up the now depleted alcohol reserves. I was met with swift service, only hampered slightly by the fact I struggled to communicate with the bar staff due to the penetrating sound of a local teen, presumably by the name of Vicky, a BTEC Level 2 Hair and Beauty student wailing 'Come on Eileen' on the stage in true British fashion.

It quickly became apparent that getting through to the bar staff during this racket was going to rival the difficulty of finding the location of Malaysian Airlines Flight MH370 - hence why I eventually gave up. I instead found an apparently abandoned jug of questionable origin situated near the women's lavatory. Lovely.

This was thankfully enough to carry me through a night who's enjoyability was rivalled only by that of Joseph Fritzl's daughter's childhood.

Overall I would recommend Hype Cleethorpes for a night on the lash, only if you have expectations lower than that of a submarines toilet.

Written March 31, 2018
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SamantaCa
London, UK148 contributions
Friends
Dingy, sticky floored, cheap, nasty drinks, cheesy music, uninterested bar staff, friendly doorman who is the saving grace.

Not worth a visit.
Written March 15, 2015
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Tommy R
Leeds, UK215 contributions
Friends
One of the worst bars I've been to. Rubbish service and drinks, terrible music, rude and aggressive staff. Avoid like the plague.
Written January 9, 2016
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GoldTA
Grimsby, UK339 contributions
Friends
Ended a great xmas party night in hype. Initially we was met at the door by a grumpy lad with a beard. He was the manager i think, he was really rude when i asked how many people was inside and if it was worth going in. The floor inside was sticky and the beer flat and tasted of bleach. On the plus side i did not get wrapped up in the 2 fights i saw inside in the hour i was there. Never again.
Written December 14, 2016
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Kdunny
UK16 contributions
Friends
I am so angry, went there for a drink on a night out with friends. Went to the toilet and there was vomit all over, the toilets without vomit bad no toilet roll. I understand that there is no control over who vomits but I expect that the toilets are kept clean. We didn't stop for a drink as the toilets put us all off. Raised this issue to somebody on the door - he was not a doorman or bar staff but worked there so assuming management to be met by a very ruse response, we definitely not be going there again.
Written March 27, 2016
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Lee C
10 contributions
Friends
Bar staff miserable as sin, bouncers on an authority trip (your job isn't rocket science, guys), DJ is stuck in a time warp. If sticky floors and the threat of a black eye are your thing, then you'll love it.
Written February 27, 2016
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smithmister65
Grimsby, UK8 contributions
Solo
Terrible place,filthy toilets vomit and urine every were nobody seems to be interested in the place staff rude too,the door staff rude also just avoid at all costs
Written March 18, 2017
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grimsby18
Grimsby, UK34 contributions
Friends
I love hype it's good value for money and a all round fun good night out, love the atmosphere it is for everyone their is karaoke upstairs which isn't my favourite but is good in hype. Down stairs is good music and good Atmosphere.
Written June 25, 2015
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hjla264
1 contribution
Friends
Tried to enter the club Friday night could see it was empty inside. Had one drink somewhere else first and it was about 11pm. My friend said hype was her favourite dive before trying to enter as we loved hype and used to go all the time our fave club in the area. Basically got refused entry because of the one comment my friend said and no other reason. Door staff continued to threaten us saying they would radio round and stop us from going anywhere else. Considering there was no-one in the club they messed up really losing out on what could have been a good bit of money from us!
Really disappointed and the way we were treated was disgusting we will never go there again it ruined out night
Written March 3, 2018
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majestic59
Derby, UK3 contributions
Friends
For my niece's hen weekend 11 of us booked a Saturday 2pm cocktail making session. Staff were wonderful. All very friendly and helpful. Place was clean (floor had been cleaned but felt a bit sticky as someone else mentioned - I think this is a mop issue though - maybe a steam mop would improve it or maybe it was just the type of floor/sealant). Toilets were fine and furnished with loo roll.
Maybe some peoples' complaints re: cleanliness is because a lot of the clientelle are messy slobs!
I'm a fussy over 60 year old and had a great time.
Written November 16, 2016
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