Smallest Bar

Smallest Bar, Key West: Address, Phone Number, Smallest Bar Reviews: 4/5

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4.0
248 reviews
Excellent
115
Very good
67
Average
30
Poor
6
Terrible
30

Jacob P
1 contribution
Awful customer service
Feb 2021 • Couples
Worst placed and rudest people ever book my trip to stay there early February when I got there on the 23rd of February they canceled my reservation on the 21st and never told me I was there with my wife after traveling 4000 miles to find out we had nowhere to stay The Man Behind the Bar that checks people in said I canceled my reservation on the 21st he said I was traveling in the air that whole day and why would I cancel my reservation very rude inconsiderate people I would never do business with this organization again
Written March 2, 2021
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Louisiana-Q-Girl
Baton Rouge, LA48 contributions
World’s Rudest Bar
Feb 2021
Our group of mature, well-dressed friends showed up for a Sunday afternoon cocktail to enjoy while waiting on a table at a nearby eatery.

Lady: Do you make margaritas?

Bartender: I’ll try (said with disgust)

Gentleman (just approaching): There’s a bar right across from the restaurant, should we try that so we can hear if they call us for our table?

Bartender: that is where the old people go (snarky)

Gentlemen: We are kind of old, maybe we should try it?

Bartender: F&$@ O$$

Written February 28, 2021
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Wildtravelers
Nashville, TN354 contributions
It was cute
Feb 2021
Bar was very limited to what you could order. He as nice. But it really is the smallest bar. And I thought pretty pricey for what you got.
Written February 15, 2021
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Nicole L
Melbourne, Australia32 contributions
RUDEST bartender I’ve ever experienced
Jan 2021
We popped in for a quick drink over the weekend. There was no one else in the place and we were greeted by the biggest jerk, who is the older bartender. He even managed to get the order wrong. Drinks are SO expensive - $19 for a double vodka, soda, with him abruptly throwing in the piece of lime. We felt so uncomfortable that we made a quick exit. Don’t waste your time here. Go to the outdoor bar down the road next to the Red Garter, which is run by Mark. Way better service!
Written January 19, 2021
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jordansbulls
Houston, TX53,407 contributions
Rum Runner
Dec 2020 • Solo
Went here today and got a Rum Runner which was ok but the variety of drinks wasn’t much here. They didn’t have a variety of choices.
Written December 10, 2020
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Meli B
Pembroke Pines, FL6 contributions
Fun little stop
Nov 2020 • Friends
It’s perfect for a grab and go drink + a picture.
The bartender was very nice 💛 we got there late, he was closing up but welcomed us in anyway.
Written December 5, 2020
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TonyK300
New Jersey1,893 contributions
More Novelty than Practical - No Room and Overpriced Drinks
Nov 2019
This is a "must see and leave" kind of attraction. The bar, squeezed in-between two buildings in a narrow alleyway, is definitely a great photo subject. The bartender we came across was great but we didn't stay for long.
Written September 18, 2020
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Mike P
Port Saint Lucie, Florida, United States2 contributions
Smallest bar biggest jerk!
Jul 2020 • Friends
Older bartender was a complete jerk. Threw a can and hit a lady walking by. Hopefully they pressed charges completely ridiculous.
Written July 3, 2020
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BobbyArcher
Columbia, SC111 contributions
A bar to avoid ...
Dec 2019
We were bar hopping for the entire week that we were in Key West and this is the only place that we didn't give a return visit.

Overpriced drinks and the rudest bartender. The place is a dump. Do yourself a big favor and skip this place, I'm not sure why anyone stops there, but I am pretty sure that they don't get much repeat business.
Written March 11, 2020
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Shawni_and_Buck
Dubuque, IA6,365 contributions
Tiny, Tiny Bar.
Mar 2019
This is a fun little hole in the hole "bar" that basically seats about 4. The bartender that was there when we stopped to pick up our keys for the inn was really nice. We joked around for a bit while getting the keys and then again later in the night.If the man that owns the inn is around, you might want to avoid as he is extremely rude. Otherwise, this is a fun little photo stop bar while you are in Key West.
Written January 9, 2020
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