I recently went on one of these Segway's for a fun time and a great, unforgettable experience. As I was riding with the Segway group, I lost the group at the traffic lights and ended up finding myself lost. So I cut down a shady alleyway thinking this short cut was my only way to find the group once again. But the things I saw down that alley way, will forever haunt me. I witnessed, two scandalous delinquents using these Segway's very inappropriately. They were jousting with baguettes from the bakery outside of the alleyway. I immediately sped through the alleyway to remove myself from this horrible situation. However, I was struck from behind, in the back of my skull with a rock-hard baguette from one of the hooligans. I immediately fell off of my swiftly moving Segway, not knowing if I would live to see another day. I heard the sounds of sirens approaching my location, and the sounds of children panicking and racing away realising they had made a terrible choice. I wondered when they will realise, that what they have done, may affect them for the rest of their lives. After what felt like an eternity, I woke up in a hospital bed, completely clueless of my identity. I knew nothing. Two young kids came into my room. They stated they were my offspring. I immediately screamed "intruders" as they entered my dorm. It's been two weeks since this all happened, and I cannot forgive myself. I was diagnosed with amnesia from my Segway incident. Currently, my memories are starting to return to me, and I am gradually remembering my identity. However, my experience from these Segway's, was definitely an unforgettable experience, just like I'd hoped I would get from it. Although I had a major life setback from this experience, I did have fun. I would recommend giving this a try. However, stay with your group, and DO NOT make the same mistake I did. Thanks for reading.