The Sexiest WC on Earth
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Can you even say you've been to Lisbon if you haven't entered THE SEXIEST WC ON EARTH?! Simultaneously a gallery, gift shop, and a place with creative music ambiance, design and art is combined to offer a unique atmosphere of comfort, joy and wellbeing. Begin your experience by selecting the colour of your toilet roll from the one-of-a-kind wall display, and discover for yourself just how sexy a WC can be.
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Melanie B
Newbury, UK78 contributions
Mar 2020 • Friends
Nice and clean and quirky. Not exactly the sexiest toilet but it’s pleasant enough and the coloured paper is cute.
Written March 11, 2020
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Sharron R
46 contributions
Oct 2019 • Solo
It was quirky, clean and spacious.
Worth a euro for being handy at time of need.
Is it worth a special visit...probably not, but if you are in the area why not?

Written October 8, 2019
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Boyan P
52 contributions
Oct 2019
Nothing very special. A lot of colors around, but not very comfortable. Strategic location by the way if you are really in need ;)
Written October 6, 2019
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Trenton K
1 contribution
Jun 2019 • Solo
Suddenly, the thick, bitter Portuguese espresso I had been greedily guzzling all morning strikes me without warning. In a bit of a frenzy, you can imagine, I pace around the statue, once, looking for a place that might offer relief. If you spent your life in suburban America, like me, you don’t know the panic am in: Europe is often quite illiberal with its restrooms, reserving them for domestic use and for those willing to pay for the privilege. Luckily, on the far corner of the historic square, tucked in, next to a state museum I spot a giant sign in English: “The Sexiest WC on Earth” it proclaims. In my state I have but one shot at success so I move towards this mysterious message, drawn like a ring-wraith to “WC”s magnetic pull. Deep in my guts I have some concerns about this place, but the other parts of my guts hold priority. I hobble through a Romanesque arch and, my God, there is a line. Sweat. Fear. Flashing photographs of muscle bound men for some reason. The gentle shaking of the Doomed. I hardly glance up as I grip my euro in my hand. I don’t really understand what this is or why this expansive space exists but the wall of multicolored toilet paper is enough of an assurance to my coffee addled mind that I am in a place of relief. Nearly straining something I place my sweaty money into the attractive attendants hand and pinch-walk towards the TP wall. Some friends are joking together, trying, in French, to decide which color to take on their fecal adventures. With a desperate and sweating shame I quickly roll a generous three turns of blue at my waist level and walk, like Cotton Hill, into one of the spacious single-occupant bathrooms. Things proceed very quickly, but to my relief I am quicker.
As the fear and the fettedness passed from me I glanced from my perch towards the door. I was greeted by a full length mirror covering the entire door and wall, at least twelve feet tall. I looked so small and sad and sweaty hunched over with my pants pushed to my feet. I looked desperate and sorry and profoundly vulnerable, the ridges of my spine poking through my tee shirt, as I hugged my knees, sitting in my moment of relief. In my line of sight also, a portrait of two beautiful people apparently in preparation to profoundly hump. In this moment of vulnerability, I longed for the familiar anonymity of an American gas station toilet, for a space where one is not forced to confront one's inadequacies, a place a person can look down their nose in justifiable disgust at the xenophobic graffiti adorning the gross bathroom walls. In an American public bathroom one can be assured of one's positive place in the world: I mean sure, I have to poo, but at least I don’t damage private property, at least I don’t leak out negativity from my inexplicably present permanent marker, I know how to flush, at least I can leave my disgustingness here where it belongs. The Sexiest WC on Earth made me feel small, made me confront the sweating insufficiency of my illiberal puritanical nature, made me wish that I could, like those french fellows, jovially enjoy the novelty of the bathroom, could relish the Freudian idea of mixing the fetishistic and the fecal, the lavatory with the lascivious. I hunched out after flushing the overambitious gob of blue toilet paper, flushing the wad in silent protest to Europe’s free-and-fun audacity, the infuriating openness required to create such a space. I then washed my hands in a large circular wash basin, avoiding eye contact with some giggling schoolchildren.
Written July 18, 2019
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Gvhjnfsrgh
Glasgow, UK27 contributions
Aug 2013 • Couples
Toilet is fine but found woman working there offensive. Visited on the afternoon of 24th August and was served by a woman whose name sounded like 'Chita'. She complained about the behaviour of tourists, particularly the Americans and British, saying that they are often loud, drunk and urinate on the walls. Given that myself and my boyfriend are British and American respectively, and that we were nothing but polite, I really do not think that was necessary. I would rather pay €5 and not be insulted!
Written August 24, 2013
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david
Leicester, UK28 contributions
Feb 2018 • Couples
Myself and my girlfriend stumbled across this delight, and I can honestly say this has been the highlight of our trip. No toilet will ever be the same, no poo will ever be the same. 10/10 a must for all.
Written February 25, 2018
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693hanjak
40 contributions
Jun 2017 • Solo
A lovely toilet- worth the euro (if you gotta go you gotta go!) it smells lovely and has nice design.
Written June 29, 2017
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Thanks for your great review! We're happy that you like the smell and design, and we hope to see you and your friends/family again soon.
Written July 3, 2017
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Gdubtravels
Calgary, Canada8 contributions
Sep 2019 • Solo
Its nothing special. Just go to the gelato place next door to the left and go upstairs. Just as Clean and it's free 1
Written September 29, 2019
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Cherryblossom777
Odense, Denmark28 contributions
Apr 2019 • Family
The name of this place is exaggerated and they might know that. This place is located in Commerce Square, but you could pass by without notising it as it's not that attractive from outside. Inside, it's colourful but not sexy. The idea is funny and might be good for a topic of conversation as one of your memories from Lisobn.
Written July 29, 2019
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PennyMc2212
Aberdeen, UK46 contributions
Jun 2018
but the advertising worked as we were intrigued and imagined some interesting version of a bidet that satisfied all needs, but no. Handing over 2 euros each gave us the privilege of sharing with the guys, neon loo paper and large photos of nearly naked men. That's it folks! Save your money towards coffee next door and use their loo for free..
Written June 5, 2018
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