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Those Dam Boat Guys

Amsterdam, The Netherlands
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About Those Dam Boat Guys
Congratulations! You found us! Those Dam Boat Guys are the best alternative boat tour in Amsterdam. Join us on the beautiful canals of this magical city for 90 minutes, having a conversation with your knowledgeable, friendly guide. Bring your own food and drink for a floating picnic. You're also welcome to smoke whatever you like. Open boats in summer. Covered boats in winter. Come float with us, anytime of the year.
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JeffreyOKC wrote a review Oct 20
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma31 contributions34 helpful votes
I cannot recommend this boat tour enough! Absolutely the best, most entertaining city tour of any kind that we've been on in Europe. If you're looking for a stoic, serious, purely historical or basic highlights sightseeing tour of Amsterdam on a boat full of tourists listening to audioguides, this is not the boat for you. BUT, if you're looking for a massively entertaining hour and a half where you will laugh out loud, while seeing and hearing about not just the major spots, but all the unknown nooks and crannies throughout the city, from a personal guide in a comfortable private boat that will provide blankets, beers (they even have their own micro-brew partner), champagne or allow you to bring any form of your own refreshments or "recreation" with you, then give these guys a call. Highly informative and hysterically irreverent and never boring, this was a ton of fun for our whole family and the highlight of our trip to Amsterdam. Thank you Neil for providing an absolute blast of an afternoon, you're the best captain on the canals!
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Date of experience: October 2020
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Isabella Zandonadi wrote a review Oct 11
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On a rainy Friday afternoon me and my boyfriend took an unpretentious boat tour with these guys and it was the best thing from our trip to Amsterdam! The guide was incredible, super friendly, very warm and welcoming, shared so much more than just touristy information, but valuable things! He shared his perspective on Dutch culture and the netherlands, the development of Amsterdam with great details and inputs that make us understand more about this fascinating city and the whole culture behind it! The view was amazing, but the conversation was even better! We forgot his name 😂 but our guide was an amazing Australian guy! Thanks to whomever you are, it was really a pleasure! It is really worth it, we recommend it to everyone!
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Date of experience: October 2020
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Diahann M wrote a review Sep 2020
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Julian our captain was great; very informative, knowledgeable and funny! We did a private boat tour and it was spectacular! From booking the tour online to getting the tickets as well as the location spot to be picked up at was super easy. I have done many boat canal tours in Amsterdam and this was by far the best! Highly recommend Those Damn Boat Guys.
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Date of experience: September 2020
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ArranCowie wrote a review Sep 2020
Portsmouth, United Kingdom3 contributions
Having been on an amazing tour with these guys before, we didn't hesitate to book a private tour when the weather was nice. So we went on a private tour with Michael as our captain and had an amazing time. Michael was knowledgable, we felt very welcomed and relaxed, he even told a few jokes along the way. Highly recommend Those Dam Boat Guys, as well as Michael! Thanks guys
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Date of experience: August 2020
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Ellen H wrote a review Sep 2020
Pulheim, Germany6 contributions
Such a great Adventure.. Thanks.. And for the Tip 'Café de Klos'.. Very interested.. Funny Time... See U again
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Date of experience: September 2020
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