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Rude Bastards tour of Berlin

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This tour of Berlin is much different than the usual Politically correct nonsense. Think of this as the Politically incorrect tour of Berlin. So bear that in mind when going on this tour. It will be full of bad language and bad taste jokes. No snowflakes allowed!!!
$1.80 $4 per adult
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Askey A wrote a review Oct 8
East Grinstead, United Kingdom133 contributions89 helpful votes
We only visited the Neues Museum Egyptian it was well set out and easy to follow with good social distancing Its not as good as the Louvre in Paris but well worth a visit the sataff were helpfull and informative There cafe is well worth a visit good club sandwiches and Iced coffee
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Date of experience: October 2020
1 Helpful vote
Huw85Thomas wrote a review Sep 2020
72 contributions27 helpful votes
Even if museums aren’t really your idea of fun, the small island is a beautiful place to just sit or walk for a little while. If museums are your thing however then you’ve a number to choose from in a very small space, with others (German History Museum,DDR etc.) close to the island, not forgetting the imposing Dom as well. There are also river cruises available on the eastern side alongside some lovely cafes and bars with great views of the whole island. Worth noting: the Pergamon museum is partly closed for restoration inc. the famous Pergamon altar. (I believe until 2024) other parts are reopening in early October.
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Date of experience: September 2020
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vaishak v wrote a review Sep 2020
Bengaluru, India318 contributions54 helpful votes
A small island sandwiched between the Berlin dome and humbodlt university, it houses 6 museums, including the bod, altea, and the Pergammon. Pergamon was unfortunately shut due to covid, however, the panorama designed by yaldear asisi is a must visit. All the museums are very well kept, great collection, easily needs 2 full days to see the museums in its entirety. A delight for history and art lovers.
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Date of experience: September 2020
3 Helpful votes
dhs9909 wrote a review Sep 2020
Bern, Switzerland327 contributions59 helpful votes
There is so much to see at the Museums on Museum Island that you need at least 2 days to get a good overview
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Date of experience: August 2020
jacko80758 wrote a review Aug 2020
Sheffield, United Kingdom22 contributions35 helpful votes
terrible customer service and officious staff no refunds, no information on the site, waste of rail rare
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Date of experience: August 2020
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