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This venue appears to be closed for business. I suspect Health and Safety had a lot to do with... read more

Reviewed January 9, 2016
KlausT739
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London, United Kingdom
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Filthy!!!

Hasn't been hoovered in what looks like years, bottom of the slide is disgusting, ball pit smells... read more

Reviewed November 7, 2015
Eljaydubya
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Dec 31, 2017
“Pirate playhouse”
Jan 9, 2016
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Reviewed December 31, 2017 via mobile

great location but I must say it was not very clean. If it was clean I would visit more often. However I have found out this place has been closed down.

Date of experience: January 2017
1  Thank Sare Y
Reviewed January 9, 2016 via mobile

This venue appears to be closed for business. I suspect Health and Safety had a lot to do with it. It's a pity as it has such promise. The last owner didn't spend a single penny on the place for at least 5 years. Where...More

Date of experience: January 2016
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Reviewed November 7, 2015 via mobile

Hasn't been hoovered in what looks like years, bottom of the slide is disgusting, ball pit smells of old wee and has hair and food remains in it. Looks like it hasn't been painted since the 1980's. Wish I'd taken a photo of the pile...More

Date of experience: November 2015
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Reviewed October 18, 2015

Really wish we'd checked here before going. Dirty, falling apart, inappropriate for a two year old as it was over-run with older children throwing things around in the toddler areas, overpriced and the card machine didn't work. Soft furnishings are falling apart and it doesn't...More

Date of experience: October 2015
1  Thank Levitz78
Reviewed June 28, 2015 via mobile

This place is charging £4.25 for kids to access the soft play area, although there's only an hour left as they're closing early for a party, the card machine doesn't work, so you need to have cash. Inside it smells damp, there is food in...More

Date of experience: June 2015
2  Thank Beanmod
Reviewed May 23, 2015 via mobile

This place is an absolute dive. Dirty, understaffed and play equipment is old and grubby. I literally can't believe they're charging people to get into this place. The play area is unsupervised and the woman who sits on the front desk is unhelpful and sits...More

Date of experience: May 2015
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Reviewed November 25, 2014 via mobile

I took my two children there is no supervision older children run into the baby part the staff were rude when I complained and I heard her swearing on the phone. Bought a home made cake and it had a hair in it .

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Reviewed January 10, 2014

Went here with my 2 year old. There's good seating area around the soft play area and good space for parking buggies and prams. The softplay area is made of four levels. Ground floor is quite interactive for toddlers and qrawlers. My average height daughter...More

Date of experience: October 2013
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