La Santa Puerto Vallarta
La Santa Puerto Vallarta
3.5
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La Santa is stylish partying, exclusive nights and endless fun. This club has easily become one of the favorites in Vallarta in a very short time, because of its unique spaces and glam party nights. The place is spectacular, the club has two different sections to create opposite atmospheres. One feels like a club and the other one is a lounge with an amazing pool. Imagine a night with great music
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Detailed Reviews: Reviews order informed by descriptiveness of user-identified themes such as cleanliness, atmosphere, general tips and location information.
3.5
41 reviews
Excellent
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Very good
6
Average
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Terrible
11
Pau M
Mexico City, Mexico131 contributions
Friends
Decoration and music are AWESOME!!! Service is just OK. And the ambience is a little bit weird, full with what it looks the bachelorette party place to go, 4 brides to be parties where there, a lot of what they look underage girls and some over the top sexual display of affection go around the club. They have at the back a pool that looks awesome too, however is not open. I when with a bog group of friends and that is why I have a great time, however I don’t feel like coming back.
Written October 3, 2016
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nazyc4
San Jose, CA281 contributions
Friends
Usually we are going downtown but Saturday night we decided to try La Santa, which it was very good. Dress code is long pants for men. They have a good service, music is great, wonderful lighting and nice decoration. It is no dance floor but you can dance around your table. Each table has two bartenders. DJ was very good with a great mix. They have a singer too. Mostly local was there. We had a great time. Highly recommended ❤️
Written August 11, 2019
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Brackman11
Gorleston-on-Sea, UK14 contributions
Friends
Some friends recommended la Santa and I enjoyed a delicious artisan pizza and cocktails there. Get yourself dressed up to fit in with the locals who’ve made the effort. Obviously busy on Friday and Saturdays and service can be a bit slow. Definitely a place for the locals but as a tourist with a local friend I had a very good night in a upscale Vallarta bar.
Written March 30, 2019
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Luis A
55 contributions
Friends
Arrogant and rude gate keepers. Made a reservation by phone with a person named Ibarra for 5 with bottle service. Arrived and were told we weren’t on the list and to call the person we spoke with. Without looking at the list and a smirk on his face!!
Ruined one of our nights in Puerto Vallarta . I’m sure this won’t make a difference for a place like this but beware as this seems to be the usual practice in this place.
Ruined one of our nights in Puerto Vallarta . I’m sure this won’t make a difference for a place like this but beware as this seems to be the usual practice in this place.
Written June 27, 2021
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Alex T
San Diego, CA11 contributions
Friends
Went last night and split the bill with cash and cards. They pocketed the 12000 pesos cash and put everything on the card. Do not go here!
Written September 2, 2018
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Suhair 17
2 contributions
Family
We went to La Santa tonight based on the hotel’s recommendation. We paid the entry fee for 4 people which was equal to $95 USD. We were told that we can pay extra for a bracelet to get unlimited drinks. We chose not to because we don’t drink much and wanted to pay for individual drinks. We ordered a couple of rounds and walked around, when some guys invited us over to their table and offered us drinks. We joined and they poured us a drink.. a couple of minutes later, their big security bold guy, who stated his name was Hugo (but I doubt that it’s his real name) came and started asking us why we were drinking there and we were super confused because we were invited to drink at a table. He made such a big deal (while all of us were super confused about the situation) and escorted us out without a real explanation. I was livid and asked to speak to the manager... the manager was rude and ignored us completely. He knew we were waiting for him, but he somehow didn’t even care!!! I finally demanded to speak to him and I explained what happened. He told us that the guys shouldn’t have invited us for drinks because we needed a bracelet. We told him we didn’t know because in the US, when you have a table, you can invite whoever you want. Apparently, this is not how it works here & the manager didn’t care at all. I asked for a refund and he refused, but I will be calling AMEX tomorrow to dispute the charges.
Horrible manager, horrible security... not worth the money & the night was completely ruined for something so stupid that should have been handled differently. Just because you have tourists coming in and out of your club, you don’t have the right to be so rude. I will be leaving reviews on other networks for this awful place! STAY AWAY especially If you’re visiting from the US.
Horrible manager, horrible security... not worth the money & the night was completely ruined for something so stupid that should have been handled differently. Just because you have tourists coming in and out of your club, you don’t have the right to be so rude. I will be leaving reviews on other networks for this awful place! STAY AWAY especially If you’re visiting from the US.
Written July 13, 2019
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Evelyn G
2 contributions
Friends
Had a terrible experience, went on May Saturday the 20th with a couple of girl friends. The bouncer told us we could go in to La Santa in a couple of minutes. Those couple of minutes became one hour unfortunately. Only those who were on a reservations list were being allowed in, we wish we had been told that instead of waiting. We were there from 11pm until midnight what a waste of time.
Written May 26, 2017
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1slowz71
Riverside, CA7 contributions
Friends
If your not a local or someone in puerto vallarta dont event go there!! security only lets in people they know...what a shame! i talked both guys with clipboards and told them i was on the list to get bottle service and just acted like he was checking and never came back!
Written September 2, 2018
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Andy
Puerto Vallarta, Mexico4 contributions
Friends
If you are not a local or traveling with a group of 5 or more, hard pass.
However, if you do go, dress to impress or you'll be waiting in line. If you're with a good looking group of girls even better.
My friend and I were lucky to meet some locals at our resort, and we did an open bar package with our hotel. Since there were 10 of us, we got a table and bottle service. (five people who purchase open bar = bottle service)
The guys at our tablw were tentative, made sure we were taken care of. But here's the thing. THERES NO DANCE FLOOR.
This place is for you and your friends to get bottles and show off to the others that you came with a big crew and are popping bottles. I mean, it was cool to flex and all, but everyone was flexing.
If you wanted to go out and dance the night away, you wont able to do that here. Because it was very very weird just dancing at the table area. There are definitely better and funner clubs in the area.
However, if you do go, dress to impress or you'll be waiting in line. If you're with a good looking group of girls even better.
My friend and I were lucky to meet some locals at our resort, and we did an open bar package with our hotel. Since there were 10 of us, we got a table and bottle service. (five people who purchase open bar = bottle service)
The guys at our tablw were tentative, made sure we were taken care of. But here's the thing. THERES NO DANCE FLOOR.
This place is for you and your friends to get bottles and show off to the others that you came with a big crew and are popping bottles. I mean, it was cool to flex and all, but everyone was flexing.
If you wanted to go out and dance the night away, you wont able to do that here. Because it was very very weird just dancing at the table area. There are definitely better and funner clubs in the area.
Written March 16, 2019
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holzman
Spring Lake, NJ484 contributions
Friends
This is a high end dance club in Fluvial. Reserve a table and entrance with a note on their Facebook page or go prior to get your name on their list. Suggest doing dinner at Vaca Argentina beforehand.
Does not get going really until well after midnight. Nice crowd. Good service. Perhaps a bit expensive by PVR standards. A bargain for US standards. Several full bottle of booze, a ton of mixers, a dozen plus shots and an interesting ride on a blow up swan across the place was all about $500 with tip,
Would recommend. Crowd is 20's mainly.
Does not get going really until well after midnight. Nice crowd. Good service. Perhaps a bit expensive by PVR standards. A bargain for US standards. Several full bottle of booze, a ton of mixers, a dozen plus shots and an interesting ride on a blow up swan across the place was all about $500 with tip,
Would recommend. Crowd is 20's mainly.
Written February 18, 2017
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Es verdad que son muy selectivos y que precio tiene la cerveza y el cover jaja gracias
Eliascid Z
2 contributions
Que tan variada es la musica? Por ejemplo, ponen mucho reggeton y electronica, o solo algún tipo de música en especifico?
Pau M
Mexico City, Mexico131 contributions
La música es de todo un poco, la verdad eso no debe de preocuparte pasaras desde electrónica hasta por la ranchera!!recimiendo que vayas en grupo
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