Now, you are probably doing one of two things.
You are either looking at Trip Advisor and wondering if anything could be this bad (and take it from me, the answer is 'yes'), or you are like me, sitting in this hotel wondering why the heck you didn't check it out before hand (in which case, let's both learn from this mistake).
In reality the hotel is miles out of Milton Keynes, situated between a car wash and an empty industrial building and at the back, it overlooks a hedgerow that appears to be a dumping ground for fly tippers.
On arrival we were met by a man in shorts and t-shirt who gave us our key and we moved with some trepidation to our room.
The bedding is a delightful shade of grey and has numerous small holes and stains, while the room has an underlying smell of stale tobacco. Everything others have said about the plumbing is true but you do get exercise in the shower alternately running around to try to get wet while avoiding the burning temperature of the water. The loos are an equally useful means of building your strength up - multiple flushes are required to empty the toilet bowl!
Yes we have a tv that works but don't expect HD. I haven't had the courage to ask for a password for wifi.
Sadly, MK appears to booked up tonight (although I am not sure why anyone visits Milton Keynes) so sadly we can't escape and find somewhere else to stay but under the hedgerow looks relatively appealing at the moment so maybe that is where we will head.
But joking apart, I hope the owners look at these reviews and take them very seriously as this type of operation is just not good enough at any price.
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- Also Known As:
- Comfort Inn Deanshanger
- Deanshanger Comfort Inn