Been to the Domican, Jamacia, Mexico at least 30 times, and many parts of Europe numerous times. It is rare for me to do a review, but I read many of the reviews on HBR and decided to write my own. We have stayed at other clothing optionals where you leave your room clothed and had your choice to go to a naked designated area or not, but this is the first time staying where you can walk out of your room naked. For reference we went as a couple the last week of Nov. 2013.
Arrival -- Check-in was smooth and quick, less than 15 min.
Room -- Clean and nice, well laid out and all rooms include a jacuzzi with bubble bath and 2 comfy robes. The bed was just right with 2 pillows each, one large fluffy and one regular size soft scrunchy, with a love seat full of others to choose from. If this is not enough there is a pillow menu to choose from! Double sinks and glass door shower with lotions, soap and shampoos provided. (Don't waste bag room!)
Room Booze -- as advertised 4 bottles in your room which can be requested for a change for any other behind the bar. Note: they have a top shelf of every flavor that should please any palet. The fridge contained ten canned beers five kinds, 2 bags of pretzels, plenty of water, pop, and juice.
Property -- immaculate, constant cleaning and maintenance both structure and flora. I read of roof leaks but heard of none our week and we talked with most everyone there. As you will experience with only 42 rooms you will have the opportunity to meet everyone, it is great.
Staff -- They are professional, and ready to serve, when you say "thank you" they respond "My Pleasure", not just a you'r welcome. It would be unfair to list the name for fear of missing someone, but we did not have an issue with anyone from staff to maintenance, and a Hola from all.
Food -- Breakfast is buffet with custom made eggs and anything else from cheese, meat, fruit, bread, cereal. etc. Lunch is poolside with a variety to choose from. Supper is from a menu and all is good. Many people dressed (textile) and went next door at least once for supper, but I cannot comment as we did not, but from what I hear it was good. We did don clothes and toured next door and found lunch on the beach which was great, but did hurry back to our side as it was not as friendly and felt confining.
Entertainment -- Around the pool expect some lite things like triva, darts, bingo, ect, then pool volleyball. Go figure, if you win one of the day games, you win a T-shirt at a Nekked resort! Play if you want, relax if you want. Evening will always have some activity either at the pool or pavilion around 8. It will last 1.5hr to 3hr but usually early to bed, so don't expect a wild night. If you want, go next door with clothes, but by then we were done anyway plus the room was a lot of fun :-)
Grooming -- This ranges all over the spectrum. The majority are shaved pubic bare (just do it!), the next category are trimmed, and a very small minority are the wild hair Sasquatch types (nasty - trim it!).
The Experience -- After starring out of the window, we saw most around the pool nakked and others with various degrees of clothing at the tables eating. We took a deep breath, my wife with a half sarong and me with my sandels and head for the pool. (Recommend taking 2 insulated cups to keep beverages cool and holds more beverage) First stop, the front of the restaurant for two towels from the towel box, mandatory at all times. Eyes lowered we head to find lounge chairs around the pool, which are plentiful. Jump in two chairs and try to look like you fit in, eyes slowly scanning for data, when the pool server comes around, clinch your legs and order a drink. You will see big, small, thin, round, scarred, young of 30's, seniors at 70, you will be like everyone else and this phase will take 30 min to 1.5 hr. By then you will realize it is not about the body or looks, but it is about total freedom. Lunch is anywhere from nekked on your towel to fully covered with usually with a sarong. The wife never owned a sarong, now has several and loves them all. (Amazon.com ) What a lead in -- while you are shopping, and after reviewing HBR web site for theme nights, you will have some fun pushing away from the norm. Guy's don't push it too far and only try to have some nice - nasty options, girls you will really have fun after you relax (a day or two).
Girls review theme nights for a start, then take a covering dress for either side (respectful but sassy and it is 80+). Then, 2 outfits you would never wear out at home or around 500 mile or more from home base, or should I just say riske. Remember you do not have to wear it out, and it just might be a shotgun start to a private Jacuzzi session. (Having a small candle in the bag to light by the Jacuzzi is always a nice romanic touch.) My guess is you will find that you did not take it far enough! :-))) Ladies I figure you will challenge the last statement, but remember you don't have to wear it out!!! Relax and have fun! (For Mari Gras night I went on Amazon and bought 72 sets of beads and passed them out around the pool during the day, it was a hoot for all! ;;;-))) Wednesday is the nude cruise on a sail boat and is a fun trip. Dinners are anywhere from nude to provocative to sassy dresses, but everyone still ends up in the hot tub! Be prepared for Friday and recruit as many as possible to the pavilion for Neon night. As it goes the word does not pass fast enough but they bring in an artist with glow in the dark water paint. Ask for some body art and sit back and relax, then enjoy watching everyone dance in the black light. (Tip the guy as he is paid next to nothing) One afternoon is a tequila tasting and they will offer bottles to take home, --- although all are not available, for those that are, it is cheaper at duty free at the airport.
We have already booked for May 2014 as that is the soonest I can return given my schedule, we rarely return to the same place twice so that should say it all! My best advice -- try it and you will be back! If my review answered your concerns please click that it was helpful on trip advisor. Have fun and Party :-)))
The swim outs by the restaurant are the best bet.
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