We have stayed at many luxury hotels over the world. This is one of the WORST!!! This is supposed to be a Leading Hotel of The World... Its an absolute joke.
IF YOU UNDERSTAND THE SIMPLE POINT THAT THE MONEY YOU WORK HARD FOR IS EXCHANGED FOR A LEVEL OF SERVICE AND EXCLUSIVE AMMENETIES AT A HOTEL THEN DONT STAY AT THE PALAZO VERSACE!!!
IF YOU WANT TO STAY THERE CAUSE ITS THE VERSACE HOTEL THEN CONTACT ME AND I'LL SEND YOU A PICTURE OF MY ROOM SERVICE FOOD... THAT SHOULD PUT YOU OFF!!!
We stayed in a Lagoon View Room with a seperate living area and a balcony (About the size of box of paper)
1: Did not get walked around the hotel or get told about any of the facilities,ammeneties or bars restaurantswithin the hotel, simply left to find everything ourselves.
2: Staff as miserable as sin.
3: The room contained substandard furnitrure and was not cleaned properly not even once in our 7 night stay. When i asked the cleaner to hoover the crisps off the floor as my 3 year old nephew had dropped some the night before, the cleaner replied... "what hoover the floor again" as if he had already hoovered.??? Somebody help me!!!
4: Hotel Security... there simply isnt any. Thus random people walked into resident only parts of the hotel without being stopped and then started taking photos. which is very annoying in the evening. Make sure you dont go there if you suffer from any form of epilepsy.
5: The sound proofing is absolutly non existent
6: The staff dont care that the sound proofing is non existent.
7: No one picks up the phone when you call them (Room Service, Concierge, Front Desk, Housekeeping... you get the idea)
8: When you order room service half the food is missing and by the time you get everything you asked for the foods gone cold, not like you wanted to eat it anyway. We had christmas dinner as room service... I asked for roast potatoes... I got a half boiled potato... No Joke, Im serious!!! and then they tried to charge me for it.
9: Speaking to the Duty manager is like speaking to a parrot that just says "sorry sir"... sounds like he's had to say it a lot of times before and agrees with what your saying becasue he knows its a shambles. He only took the job because he got the chance to get out of India.
10: Go to the Marriot Brisbane in Brisbane City instead. They cant do enough for you. Half the price. Marina View. Much more private swimming and spa area, the staff cant do enough for you, and in the room they only have 1 button on the phone and underneath it, it says "At you service". Press the button and less than 3 rings later a friendly happy "I love my job" person picks up the phone and says "At you service Mr ****" how can i assist you today" Now thats service.
IF I GO TO BRISBANE EVER AGAIN IM GOING TO STAY AT THE MARRIOT!!!
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Would I recommend this hotel to my best friend?
no way!
I recommend this hotel for:
Young singles, Girlfriend getaway, Tourists
I do not recommend this hotel for:
Young singles, An amazing honeymoon, A romantic getaway, Girlfriend getaway, People with disabilities, Older travelers, Great pool scene, Pet owners, Families with young children, Families with teenagers, Tourists
I selected this hotel as a top choice for:
Beach / Sun, Great food / Wine, Shopping, Spa, Other