Dont go. Believe me this is the holiday from hell. Rooms are crap dated like butlins in the 50s. No kettle or hot water facility for babies bottles. No shower holder. When you emptied the bath the water backed up into the bathroom grid in middle of the floor. Grim! Air con crap. Blew hot air. Maid service poor.. Never had clean towels. Spattered mostiques everywhere. No english channels. Hairdryer poor. No minibar.
All inclusive drinks bad. No red wine. But for 20 € you can buy one. Joke. Food was crap. We ate out at Spyros in the village alot now that was amazing.
Twatos the male fire breathing singing dancing its all about me show man entertainer was funny to watch he loved himself so much that if he was chocolate he would eat himself. We buzzed off him doing water aerobics with a watered down beer or ouzo daily. Well there wasnt anything else to drink.
The staff were rude unhelpful and couldntt crack a smile. Like the russians who barged pass you and dont cue polietely. They push you out the way. Arrogant! Receptionists were getting loads of complaints but just fobbing people off. No fresh water you had to pay for that at the shop. Dead expensive too. You had to pay for cocktails or upgrade to a band which cost 9€ a day. That was only local spirits not cocktails. You had to pay 2€ for the kids rides n merry go around that lasts 30 seconds. Only positive is water Slides were free... And good laugh.
dont waste your money its crap a real dive. And the jet2 rep is a miserable mare only out to get your spends for bad trips n boat excursions. She is terrible at her job and has a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp. We had two small children and she done nothing to help us move rooms or hotels unless we paid 300 quid more. The place is set in an hills have eyes setting empty half build houses loads of scruffy fields with rubbish..... Not were a family would feel safe walking around. Trust me this should be banned from brochures!!!!!!!
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