The village is beautiful, but tiny, (There are maybe three places to have a drink) and the outdoor seating is nice overlooking a small bay and fishing village. We checked it out because Lonely Planet was raving about it saying that it is in a cave. This is a total overstatement. One wall in the restaurant is built into rock. We didn't choose indoor seating because it smelled bad of chemicals / detergent in the "cave" room and it was a warm night so we sat outside. Customers need to follow a process at this restaurant where they are shown a table of seafood and you select a fish and then they throw this fish and a bunch of shellfish, squid and octopus on to a scale to calculate the weight. There is a very limited selection of what you can eat here. You basically have seafood salad which was weighed plus a simple spaghetti with the seafood you weighed plus the fish with a side of the seafood you weighed. Our entire meal didn't have a trace of vegetation besides a couple leaves of parsley. No salad. They also said they have no desert or no desert menu. I couldn't tell from the limited English. The bread was stale unlike the amazing fresh bread that was on offer at every other Italian restaurant we tried. The pasta was really nothing. A couple pieces of cut up prawn and an oil sauce. Good but so simple with no virtually no ingredients. No salad. Fish had essentially no work done to it besides some lemon. When the seafood was weighed they told us the weight but we had to ask what that meant in terms of price and they said €57.00. After eating what ended up being the smallest, simplest, and least nutritious in terms of vegetables we got a bill for €150.00! Was totally shocking. We asked how €57.00 became €150.00 and without any way to communicate we folded and paid the bill. No desert. No salad. Tiny pasta and one fish - both with maybe two ingredients and a seafood salad which is the same as everything else with a bunch of seafood tossed in oil and lemon and garlic. Was hands down the most expensive meal in Italy. Totally not worth it.
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