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Clandestino Beach Resort
3.5 of 5 Hotel   |   5 Km este desde la entrada a Playa Palo Seco | Playa Palo Seco, Parrita 6000, Costa Rica   |  
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Ranked #3 of 6 Hotels in Parrita
Toronto
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“Relaxing Paradise!”
5 of 5 stars Reviewed May 1, 2013

My husband and I stayed at Clandestino for 2 nights to start off our 11 day trip. We arrived in the afternoon after renting a car in San Jose and driving 2.5 hours. We were greeted by very friendly staff members and offered a welcome drink before checking in. The owner is a lovely woman who is relaxed and made our stay very comfortable.
Our room overlooked the pool and ocean. The hanging chairs on the porch are a very nice touch, especially when there's a little rain. The bed was very comfortable and the bathroom is gorgeous! The sunsets were a beautiful purple like I'd never seen before, and the salt water pool was warm and inviting even in the rain. The waterfall at the pool is like having a massage!
Dinner was delicious, although the price is like going out to a decent restaurant in Toronto, if you factor in the included breakfast, it balances out. It also depends on how much wine you order ;)
While we were there we visited Los Campesinos Reserve, which I would highly recommend!

Thank you to all the staff at Clandestino for making our stay a relaxing, memorable experience!

Room Tip: We stayed in room 11 by the pool - nice to wake up to the ocean!
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  • Stayed April 2013, traveled as a couple
    • 4 of 5 stars Value
    • 5 of 5 stars Location
    • 5 of 5 stars Sleep Quality
    • 5 of 5 stars Rooms
    • 5 of 5 stars Cleanliness
    • 5 of 5 stars Service
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Guillermo C, Propietario at Clandestino Beach Resort, responded to this review, May 3, 2013
Hello,

thank you very much for taking your time to write a review so good.
We are glad you like the rooms, the views of the sunsets and our restaurant.
It is a pleasure for us you enjoyed your stay at the resort.
We hope that you come back someday!

Thank you again! Greetings from Palo Seco beach.
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  • Location
    4.5 of 5 stars
  • Sleep Quality
    4.5 of 5 stars
  • Rooms
    4.5 of 5 stars
  • Service
    4.5 of 5 stars
  • Value
    4.5 of 5 stars
  • Cleanliness
    4.5 of 5 stars
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5 of 5 stars Reviewed April 18, 2013

I never really expected almost anywhere in the world to find an amazing beach left... so remote that I was the only human on the beach besides my husband....and yet...right across the road was a magnificent resort/pool/restaurant. It's like having your own private paradise and they were totally booked! Palms line the beach and hammocks are yours for the taking. Just beyond is a huge (tide out, HUGE) beach of sand and brilliant blue-green waves crashing just offshore. I felt like Robinson Crusoe with NO other human being in sight 85% of the time. But when you are ready to socialize and eat, it's all there for you. A "palm-thatched" restaurant/club that serves magnificent food and duplex "palm-thatched" huts that were designed ulta elegant. 12 rooms in 6 "huts". Outside the town of Parrita which is very close to Quepos, a nice sized town but not a tourist resort. Bus/taxi/rental car are all options. If you really need a break and want to feel you are a local (a pampered local!), then this is the place!

Room Tip: There are a couple of huts closer to the pool and others are in a more "jungle-like" atmos...
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  • Stayed February 2013, traveled as a couple
    • 5 of 5 stars Value
    • 5 of 5 stars Location
    • 5 of 5 stars Sleep Quality
    • 5 of 5 stars Rooms
    • 5 of 5 stars Cleanliness
    • 5 of 5 stars Service
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Guillermo C, Propietario at Clandestino Beach Resort, responded to this review, May 3, 2013
Hello,

many thanks for your amazing review. We are so glad you like the location of the resort.

Just we try to make people feel like you, like Robinson Crusoe ... but with all services!

It's been a pleasure to have you in our little part of paradise.

We hope to see you soon and thanks again!
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4 of 5 stars Reviewed March 28, 2013

This hotel is waaaay off the main track. And that's a good thing. It is about 9 km from the town of Parrita, on a very bumpy road. Very difficult to navigate when lighting is poor.
It is beautifully isolated from the rest of the world.
There are 12 rooms on the property. They are reasonably located, so you really don't run into too many people. Nice, screened porch with hammock and swinging chair.
Beds are nice. Clean throughout.
Nice pool.
Friendly staff. They were helpful and enthusiastic. We really enjoyed chatting with Luca and Marina. They had lots of helpful hints about the local area.
It's a small property, and there are not a lot of staff there. So, a few things take a little bit of time. But, everything gets done at a reasonable pace.
Stunning, gorgeous beach. Over 150 m to the water during low tide; 50+ m during high tide.
Amazing water. Great waves. Not ideal for swimming out far because of the currents, but still a lot of fun to play in the surf.
During our 3 days there, we "shared" the beach with a maximum of 4 other people. From one end to the other, there was no one around as far as the eye could see.
Food is a slight weak point here.
Included "free" breakfast is basic and OK. A plate of fresh fruit (2 slices of pineapple, papaya, mango), 2 eggs, 2 strips of bacon, and toast. Orange juice (not fresh) or coffee (very good). No changes from one day to the next.
Anything else you might want was extra, and rather expensive.
We had one dinner at their restaurant. Food quality was OK. Prices were steep. We mostly ate at restaurants in town.
Overall, this is a slightly expensive property. But, the isolation is well worth it.
I would go back to sit in a hammock on "my" beach and read a book as the surf punishes the sand. So peaceful!

  • Stayed March 2013, traveled with family
    • 4 of 5 stars Value
    • 4 of 5 stars Location
    • 5 of 5 stars Sleep Quality
    • 5 of 5 stars Rooms
    • 5 of 5 stars Cleanliness
    • 5 of 5 stars Service
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Guillermo C, Propietario at Clandestino Beach Resort, responded to this review, April 3, 2013
Hello ,we really appreciate your comments regarding your recent stay with us. I am glad that you liked the location of our Hotel, as well as you were very satisfied with your room and the amenities that we provide to our guests.

Thank you also for your positive feedback regarding our employees.

We hope to welcome you back in the near future. Pura vida!
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5 of 5 stars Reviewed March 26, 2013 via mobile

We booked the place last minute before Easter without really understanding what are we looking for ,once we arrive we know that we need more time here, the pool is amazing so is the beach, the owner and her son gives a family style experience, can't wait for the the next time.

  • Stayed March 2013
    • 5 of 5 stars Value
    • 5 of 5 stars Location
    • 5 of 5 stars Rooms
    • 5 of 5 stars Cleanliness
    • 5 of 5 stars Service
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Guillermo C, Propietario at Clandestino Beach Resort, responded to this review, April 3, 2013
Hello,

Thank you very much for your review. we are so glad you enjoyed your stay at Clandestino Beach Resort.

We hope to welcome you back very soon.

Pura Vida!
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5 of 5 stars Reviewed March 26, 2013

We stayed here for a week and had our wedding here. We booked nine months in advance and were able to reserve all 12 rooms for family and friends. It's was an absolutely amazing experience, the hotel grounds and rooms are impeccable and the beach was absolutely beautiful (there is no one around for miles). As for the wedding, I was truly a stress free bride! Diana and Cecilia took care of everything it was so beautiful!
Thanks for an amazing time!!!!
Ron and Amanda Lampreau

  • Stayed March 2013, traveled with family
    • 5 of 5 stars Value
    • 5 of 5 stars Location
    • 5 of 5 stars Sleep Quality
    • 5 of 5 stars Rooms
    • 5 of 5 stars Cleanliness
    • 5 of 5 stars Service
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Guillermo C, Propietario at Clandestino Beach Resort, responded to this review, April 3, 2013
Hello Ron and Amanda,

Thank you for your amazing review!

Has been a pleasure for us to organize your wedding and have your entire family at the hotel all week. The wedding was really beautiful and you were gorgeous.

We are glad that you enjoyed the location of the hotel, the gardens and rooms.

Thank you very much again.

Hope to see you again soon.

Pura Vida!
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5 of 5 stars Reviewed March 26, 2013

We stayed here for three nights and enjoyed every minute of it! The rooms were clean and very nice. The food at the restaurant was wonderful.I know some people pick at little things about this place but we would go back here in a heart beat! We loved the pool and the beach was endless with very few people on it. Breakfast was two eggs your way, bacon, toast and coffee. I do not eat eggs or meat so I just had coffee but my husband was happy to eat my meal! I basically lived in a bathing suit and coverup for three nights. We didn't leave the property as there was no need to. We had our best time here while staying in Costa Rica! Highly recommend to couples!!!! Very romantic with beach, sunsets and good food.drinks.

  • Stayed March 2013, traveled as a couple
    • 5 of 5 stars Value
    • 5 of 5 stars Location
    • 5 of 5 stars Sleep Quality
    • 5 of 5 stars Rooms
    • 5 of 5 stars Cleanliness
    • 5 of 5 stars Service
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Guillermo C, Propietario at Clandestino Beach Resort, responded to this review, June 20, 2013
Hello Brigitte!

Wow, is very gratifying to see that really have enjoyed your holidays in our hotel!

We are very glad you like the restaurant, always we buy the finest raw materials to prepare our dishes, and this is easily perceived.

We love to see that they liked the rooms and the hotel's Location!

Thank you so much for your amazing review and especially for recommending us!

Pura Vida!
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4 of 5 stars Reviewed March 10, 2013 via mobile

We had a wonderful time at clandestino and our room was really lovely with much needed fans, air con and it was a very good size. The pool area is also stunning overlooking the beach and we saw lots of iguanas outside our room and a few sloths in trees. It really felt like you had your own piece of the jungle as well as being on the beach.

The only downside for is was that it was expensive to eat and drink at the hotel and unless you have a car it's difficult to go elsewhere as the nearest cheaper restaurant is 4km away. However, the food is really nice, we just thought it was overpriced and so meant we only had one course and one or two drinks each time and even then it was costing around $60 a go (for two of us). Also, we thought the complementary breakfast could be better as you got the same thing everyday - fruit, bacon and eggs (and toast) unless you paid for other options. Finally, it would have have been nice to have freshly squeezed orange juice not the stuff from concentrate.

That said the hotel is gorgeous, the owner was really nice and staff were great so if you are looking for somewhere to relax in a picturesque setting then we would recommend it we just suggest getting a car to explore and eat out.

  • Stayed February 2013
    • 4 of 5 stars Value
    • 4 of 5 stars Location
    • 5 of 5 stars Rooms
    • 4 of 5 stars Cleanliness
    • 5 of 5 stars Service
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Address: 5 Km este desde la entrada a Playa Palo Seco | Playa Palo Seco, Parrita 6000, Costa Rica
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Location: Costa Rica > Province of Puntarenas > Parrita
Amenities:
Bar / Lounge Beach Free Breakfast Free High Speed Internet ( Wi-Fi ) Free Parking Children Activities ( Kid / Family Friendly ) Restaurant Swimming Pool Wheelchair access
Hotel Style:
Ranked #3 of 6 Hotels in Parrita
Price Range (Based on Average Rates): $$
Hotel Class:3.5 star — Clandestino Beach Resort 3.5*
Official Description (provided by the hotel):
The Clandestino Beach Resort is a Beachfront boutique hotel, located in the Central Pacific region of Costa Rica, on a beautiful and wild beach sprinkled with coconut trees along 10 km of in Palo Seco Beach. The hotel is located at about 20 km from Quepos and 45 km. from Jaco next to the magnificent Manuel Antonio National Park. The highway from San Jose is in very good conditions, leading the guests on a two hour drive through an incredible landscape with several different microclimates and a very diverse flora and fauna. Visitors can enjoy the beauty of the area, the sounds of nature, the tropical breeze, the wildlife and of course also get to know the local culture and people. The hotel has 12 luxury rooms, designed in natural tones and built with local materials such as Teak wood structures, Royal Palm leaf roofs, natural stone bathrooms, and bamboo ceilings, terraces and furniture. We offer you 4 rooms with king size beds and 8 rooms with two queen size beds each (all rooms have TV, Free WIFI, A/C, ceiling fans, hair dryers and hot water). For your safety our hotel has security cameras and night watchmen. The hotel also features a large, turtle-shaped swimming pool facing the ocean, Jacuzzi, a waterfall, and a water mirror for sunbathing, all surrounded by lush gardens, green iguanas, wonderful birds, sloths, funny capuchin monkeys that come to the hotel from the Mangrove. It is in every sense a dream come true. The unique and beautiful restaurant features an ocean view and serves international and local dishes that appease even the most demanding connoisseurs of gourmet cuisine. In the cozy bar you will be able to enjoy a variety of delicious tropical cocktails, play pool and table tennis or just lay back and enjoy your stay. All of this with an exclusive atmosphere and good music. ... more   less 
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