Admittedly I got a "deal" on jetsetter but this was a major letdown at over $350 a night. In short
Pros - lovely beach
Cons -
--no room service after 8: understandable for a boutique hotel but for a supposed 5 star hotel? We arrived late, starving
--No minibar: there is a fridge and a stovetop, probably catering more towards the residents than vacationers looking for a hotel atmosphere
--poor service: we asked to check out 1 hr later and were told it was impossible, with attitude. The hotel is completely empty so not clear on why this is such an impossibility
--towel policy: someone else commented on this but who pays $300+ a night to steal towels?!
--ongoing construction and eyesores: grounds are covered in scaffolding. Dug up dirt trenches covered in planks of wood.
All in all I'd say this place is stuck in the 80s, resting on the laurels of tv popularity from lifestyles of the rich and famous. and as another reviewer mentioned, I believe they cater to owners more than actual guests. So if you are looking for a hotel, try the Hilton. If you are looking for a longer, residence type stay, there are a million other villa rental options. This place purports to be both, meets the standards of neither.
hen we asked for a one hr extension on a late checkout we were denied with attitude.
This review is the subjective opinion of a TripAdvisor member and not of TripAdvisor LLC.
March 22, 2011
Dear dailln4n4,
We’re pleased that you found Crane Beach to be lovely. However, we are a little disappointed that in the short 12 hours that you stayed at The Crane, we did not meet your expectations. From reading your review, it seems as though your overall experience hinged on the fact that we were unable to accommodate your request for a late checkout and that you were unable to dine when you arrived late. However, you have made a few inaccurate statements, so we would like to address your list of 5 cons individually.
1. Room service: We take our last request for in-room dining at 9:00 pm (not 8:00pm) since this satisfies the needs of virtually all of our guests – which is not to say that it satisfies the needs of guests who arrive hungry at midnight as you did. Our decision to not offer 24-hour room service helps us reduce unnecessary expenses and enables us to fulfil our overriding mission of providing affordable resort luxury to our guests. Most Crane guests typically stay with us between 4 and 14 nights. We understand that we can’t be all things to all people and, in fact, we do not even accept one-night bookings until just a few days prior to arrival. To ensure that all arriving guests receive the same information, we have recently contacted all of our travel partners to double check that they notify all guests of our restaurant and room service hours and that we offer a pre-arrival stocking service for groceries and/or late-night snacks.
2. Mini bar: It is true that our suites do not feature mini bars, but we believe that The Crane offers something far better – a small kitchen with a fridge in every room, along with a General Store that offers 100 times the variety of a hotel mini bar, at prices as low as 25% of typical mini-bar prices. Unfortunately, you did not have time to take advantage of this feature. We find Crane People want luxury as much as anyone, but do not mind if they can save money at the same time. For vacationers looking to get away from the chore of cooking, we also offer four great restaurants to choose from.
3. Poor Service: I understand your disappointment that we could not accommodate your request for a later checkout, but our firmness on this was because we had to ensure that the next guest was able to check in on time. I can also understand how you could have misinterpreted this as an unhelpful attitude since you thought that the resort was completely empty at the time. We have to take this as a compliment, since we designed everything from the spacious accommodation, private swimming pools, spectacular, multiple public pools, the choice of activity centres (from tennis courts, spa, fitness centre and amazing beach) and the ample 40 acre grounds to make every guest feel as if they were almost alone in our island paradise, even when the resort is completely full, which we were during your stay. We would also point out that any guest who wants to stay on at The Crane after check-out is provided complimentary use of showers, lockers, amenities and a changing room in the new Crane Village so that they can go on enjoying their day and even evening, while the room is prepared for our next guest.
4. Towel Policy: We do keep track of our beach towels for several reasons. First, it is a simple way to be cost effective (and save local beaches from abandoned towels) and to help deliver on The Crane’s promise of “sensible luxury”. It is also an effective way of ensuring that only Crane guests use our facilities.
5. Your last con was the sight of on-going construction. We note that there is construction visible from only 6 out of 230 rooms, which is fully disclosed to potential guests and discounts are offered as a result. Your room was not one of these 6 rooms. There is also no other construction visible from any of our public spaces with the exception of less than 600 sq. ft. of scaffolding under one of our restaurants, due to recent damage from the passing of tropical storm Tomas. This is out of about 1 million sq. ft. of public space at The Crane. Our guests are almost all unanimous that the views from virtually anywhere at The Crane are nothing short of spectacular. I’m not sure if you saw it when you were making your booking, but we found that your tour operator, Jetsetter, provided an old notice of general "ongoing construction" activity at The Crane along with our booking information. We have now advised Jetsetter that this notice should be limited to the 6 rooms listed above as opposed to the entire resort.
As you pointed out, The Crane advertises that it strives to provide the best of both worlds – a luxury resort and a residence at the same time. We also aim to deliver our luxury, residential resort experience sensibly and affordably. The fact that many of our guests are Crane members is in no way a negative. Quite the contrary, our experience is that Crane members, many of whom have spent US$1–3 million for their accommodation and all of whom have a long term interest in The Crane as a luxury resort community, are justifiably as discerning as (if not more so than) our hotel guests who come for a week or two. Both benefit from our team’s dedication to providing the very best sensible luxury, residential resort experience.
We believe that with a longer stay, you would have been able to truly enjoy all that The Crane has to offer. However, we are committed to continually improving our service delivery and thank you for your feedback. We do hope that you will try us again in the future.
Best regards,
Michael Phillips
General Manager
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