If overpriced items and undersized portions tickle your tastebuds, look no further than The Purple Door. With only 4 entries to chose from, the lack of options ensures you'll order quickly, but you'll get to enjoy the ambiance of the restored Victorian location as you wait an eternity for your food to arrive! Serving their patrons with the same level of pretentious condescension that you would only expect to find in the finest restaurants in Paris. You'll get to appreciate their obnoxious staff without ever needing to obtain a passport. And don't worry about getting a customer comment card with your check, at The Purple Door your comments will be immediately dismissed anyway. The customer is always right everywhere else, but here!!
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