Ok - the positives......erm..........well the rooms were clean and well serviced every day, they were warm and some had views.
Mein hosts - whom I will call Gunther and Matilda, were not what you would call friendly. We were seen as a bit of an inconvenience to their snooze time I think, but to be fair they are knocking on a bit. Gunther would come out of the kitchen to occasionally snarl, and Matilda's role seemed to be to make sure nobody approached the bar unless specifically invited to. Breakfast was limited, but you could order eggs if you wish - somehow they manage to take around 20 mins to cook a 3 minute egg. Dinner was a total SHOCKER! We had 2 veggies in the group who spent a week eating pasta. Main courses were a choice of 2, both very obviously created from budget packs from the local Spar. The quality is what I would expect from a really poor primary school. If you had a beer at dinner, Matilda would not serve it from the bar, you had to sit and wait your turn. If you do have drinks and.or eggs, make sure you pay each evening, because when I received my bill at the end of the week, my bill showed 10 beers.....I have 6 meals and 1 beer at each, but obviously according to Matilda, I was wrong! Did I mention we got locked in our room cos the handle fell off? If anyone in a room above had a shower - ours stopped. Overall, we decided to simply roll with the farce, and had a good time, but if you go, just do B&B - there's great doner kebab shop serving much better fayre. One main course was a chopped up pancake with cold apple sauce!!
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