So I want to preface this with the fact that they tried.
Upon arrival, we were shown to a second floor room overlooking a pool that was undergoing construction. Our request for, and confirmation of, a first floor room was ignored. After about an hour we realized that our room was vibrating. Shaking like the T-Rex scene in Jurassic Park. It turns out we were above the kitchen, and the machinery made the room vibrate. "Don't worry, they close at 10pm."
That was the last straw. We quickly made reservations at another hotel, and cancelled the remainder of our stay. They did upgrade us for that night an the next to a "suite", but the damage was done in my mind.
Other lowlights: moldy stains ceiling, dusty room, terrible breakfast food, lack of any seating/table in room aside from a small desk.
Seriously could have derailed our whole trip had we not made alternate arrangements.