I have seen all of the houses at Ramey Guest House. The pricing and presentation on the website are of upscale vacation homes. NOT! They are dirty and cockroach infested. The fixtures are old, rusty, stained and in disrepair. The decor is garage sale seconds. One of the couches stunk of urine. There is no internet service as the website claims. Other basic utilities (electricity, water, cable TV, telephone) depend on whether the management has paid the bill recently or not.

The website says that the owners are right next door for security and customer service. The truth is they were the noisiest of all the neighbors with their loud music and TV on full blast, domestic disputes, and their dogs barking day and night. The owner even admitted to going through our personal items in the house while we were out siteseeing.

Stay away from Ramey Guesthouse! I suggest Villa Montaña in Isabela or Casa Juan in Aguada. Both are genuinely upscale and closer to the beaches. Surfing, snorkling and swimming is wonderful in this uncrowded area of the island.