I have recently came back from the Condes, I was very suprised to hear the people in the next room talking in my bathroom! the sound travels through the air vent, I could a german woman in the bath which sounded like she was in the same room, my friends who stayed in the two rooms next to mine could have a conversation through the air vent even though they were in different rooms without needing to raise their voices, the Hotel has very thin walls and kept me awake most of the week.The blonde on the desk was very rude, the cleaning staff were lovely. The food was the same most nights and was definatley 3 star. The lifts were small and as was the rooms and swimming pool.
On the up side we gatecrashed the hotel across the road for entertainment which happened to be very good except if it rained it was cancelled. Also the best bars were Pago Pago and The Drunken Duck, apart from when we had storms, the drains threw up sewage, some parts of the area were very smelly and we had to throw our shoes away. But.....the Drunken Duck had a great DJ, Karoki and we met some very nice people there. I would not go back.

Me and my girlfriend stayed at this hotel from 23rd jul to 4th aug, a very busy time for this hotel. Upon arrival everybody was being sent to other hotels for 2-4 nights as they were full, this was happening daily throughout our stay, we got sent to the saturno for 2 nights, which was not too bad but very far from the beach, 7 swimming pools made up for that tho.

When we got to the condes after that we were given a 7th floor room which was quite good standard, tv only has spanish and german channels tho apart from eurosport. Maid service was brilliant.

The hotel has 2 bars, 1 inside and 1 outside by the pool, the 1 inside was airconditioned and just what i wanted in the blazing heat of mid july however I never once saw this bar open, they only ever have staff to run 1 bar at a time and this was outside, which was sweltering, and with massive queues of an evening time. Pool is the size of a postage stamp, forget getting a sunbed as they are all taken by the time you try to get one, unless youre very very lucky/fast. Not such a problem with the more quieter end of alcudia beach a stones throw away from the hotel, my advice is not to go all inclusive here at this time of year, you can upgrade for 12 euros a day per person if you change your mind anyway.

Great english run bar just up the road from the hotel called sgt peppers, often having a cheap deal on alcohol, 2 euros a pint while i was there, great restaurant on the main road 2 mins walk from hotel called pago pago, recommend the texan bbq kebab with a litre of beer, steakhouse on the corner not much cop tho. Food in the hotel is not too bad tho, breakfast was generally good, only had lunch once which was jus the same as an evening meal, has a choice of fish, veal and chicken or pork, chips or boiled potatoes, 2 veg and a lot of salad, didnt really fancy desert but have a lot of mini ice creams for kids. Go early for the meals, as this is when you are guaranteed a clean set table, towards the end is a nightmare, dirty tables, used plates and cups everywhere.

Generally we enjoyed our holiday but we are not the type to stay in the hotel much, entertainment was crappy and hard to get a table due to the size of the grounds in comparison with number of rooms, but enough to do outside the hotel, main part of alcudia is a good 20 mins walk tho, but numerous bars and restaurants/shops going up towards the port.

At the end of the day this is a 3 star hotel, so you cant really be disappointed with it, if you want quality then book a 4/5 star, you get what you pay for, nothing more, nothing less. I read some reviews about it being primarily german, not true, staff speak english to the same level as their german, never was a problem, if you want to go on holiday to a hotel full of english people, go to cornwall, dont go to majorca.

PS. there is a washing machine in a room behind the outside bar, ask at reception for the key, pay a small deposit, however it dont wash too good, recommend soaking in the bath with handwash first then transferring to main machine to rinse, its a big one

Me and my boyfriend have just come back from our last minute holiday and was quite dissapionted with this hotel. As we arrived about 10ish we couldnt get our room till 12 so we went for a wonder round then came back. Booked a twin/double and when we got our room 420 was very dissapionted the room was tiny with 1 single bed going across the balcony so u couldnt get out then a camp bed going the other way. The next night they moved us and was much more happy. Rooms have air con but dnt seem to work very well and the tv was crap. Other than that the rooms where clean.
We booked half board but forget it the food is rubbish ate there once and went out for the rest. Would recommend The Highlander Bar for breakfast and Dakota tex mex for evening meal allthough the staff are quite blunt at Dakota food is nice.
The pool is tiny and we never was able to get loungers as usual as towels on them at 7ish. Although the hotel policy is if no one returns to the loungers with towels on within 30 mins u can remove and use. This happend while we were there and they didnt like it but leaving them for 2 hours is wrong.
Staff were ok but some didnt understand us, lifts tiny and always queues. Germans very rude and just push infront of you. Allways people complaining at reception and as we were leaving a English family arrived and the hotel said they had no room when they had booked it. They tried to get them in a hotel miles away but they werent having it (dnt blame them). Not sure of the outcome as our taxi arrived to go to airport.
Overall Alcludia is a nice place and would go back again but different hotel. Hotel is in a good location but the hotel itself is very poor would not recommend.

The swimmingpool is small and dirty, the music instalation is really bad, the manager wouldn´t listen the only thing that was good was the entertainer GJ if he wasn´t there it would be rubbish