My girlfriend and I showed up for brunch at 10:30am and were greeted by the host Peter. I say greeted but I should say scolded. He was snide and sweating and was generally disagreeable. Picture Mr. Bumble from Oliver Twist, "More??? We took our seat and waited 10 minutes to get coffee, 10 minutes after that I had yet to get to order a juice or anything else, service was nonexistent. The entire staff was sweating through their shirts and seemed disorganized, it was Africa hot inside the café, and no waiters or the host/angry walrus showed any attention to us attempting to garner their attention.
After 20 minutes of watching the staff unsuccessfully pursue their profession, I threw down money for the coffee and departed through the patio. The patio customers looked as upset as I was, though potentially less exposed to the apathy of the employees. Colonial cafe might have good food, but I wouldn't know because the workers there made me feel like a peasant.
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