Well this is a great place to visit if you want to get rid of all your old junk, these people will rob literally anything. Now as a PhD holder I am eager to sample all the delights Her Majesty's great earth has to offer, however this hovel must be eradicated before it has a chance to breed.
I wheeled my £9,000 luggage into the foyer of the doomhole, being sure to wash the wheels with antibacterial in order to prevent the demonic air eating away at my priceless finery. The reception staff were excruciatingly rude, to the point where my skin actually developed icicles from their frosty behaviour. Eventually they used their menial skill set to locate my booking and directed me to my allocated prison cell. Sadly this wasn't Alcatraz, so I was unable to escape from the depths of doom. Upon first glance, the room reminded me of my Scottish great grandmothers old bungalow, however there was one KEY difference: my 90 year grandmere was able to manipulate her brittle bones around a hoover and bottle of bleach. The bed bugs were bigger than Gandhi and his bodybuilding boyfriend combined, and I had to wrestle with them for several minutes before eventually deciding to sleep standing up. As as PhD holder I am able to sleep in a full standing position due to my superior intelligence, so this was not an issue.
Finally with my doom sentence coming to an end, I bravely ventured into the outside world passing the troll on the front desk. Only moments after my priceless corpus departed the building, the demonic night manager couldn't contain his glee as he skipped to my room. Now I thought I had taken all my expensive items, but as I own so many it is not always easy to keep tabs on them so one expensive electronic device was left in the room. The night managers refined eye for thieving kicked in and his filthy paws were on my item before you could say 'THEFT ACT 1981'. I saw this with my own eyes on CCTV, but the moronic troll completely denied his involvement. I hope you enjoy your idiotic life stuck behind the desk of this doomhole, waiting for royalty like myself to enter the premises. My autograph would have been worth much more, but I wouldnt sign the rags you call clothes.
SLEEP ON A BENCH. Tramps are much kinder, and have nice singing voices.
- Official Description (provided by the hotel):
- The hotel is located one mile from downtown Broadway where Music city centre convention center,Ryman Auditorium,Hard rock cafe,Country music hall of fame,Wild horse saloon,Bridgestone arena where Nashville predators play hockey.The tennesee titans stadium Lp Field is located 5 minute walk from hotel. We provide free breakfast that includes Waffles,Scrambed eggs,Sausages,Hard boiled eggs etc.Parking is free.We also have Microwave And Fridge in all rooms.Internet wifi is provided free of cost.Parking is free of cost as downtown motels charge $38.00 per night.Downtown is 15 minutes walk and Taxis cost approximately $7 to $8 to Hard Rock Cafe. ... more less
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