At this price (£110 per night) you would expect some level of away-from-home comfort, but that is not what the Old Cross Hotel offers. It’s rooms are small with chintzy décor, the bathrooms have 1960s porcelain, and the mattresses have springs that stick into you. All this is liveable with – were it not for two things: the Rookery on the grounds providing 24 HOUR rook ‘caawwing’ calls from over excited birds, and the paper thin walls. If you were expecting to get any sleep forget it - unless you are prematurely deaf that is. And on Sundays the cleaners vacuum the corridors at 7am. But does it deserve the title of ‘Worse than Faulty Towers’? Well the real coup de grâce is there is a minimum 2 night stay at the Old Cross. So £220 for a weekend break at the Old Cross Hotel ensures you are so shattered it will be physically dangerous on the 7 hour drive back to London.






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